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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by obtuse
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You have defeated GIANT CRAB! Level up! Charisma +1

A LINGERIE MODEL enters the room. [A]ttack/[W]oo/[F]lee?

You successfully woo the LINGERIE MODEL!
Swoon Feat +1

[F]lowers/[H]ump/[C]offee?

You invite the LINGERIE MODEL back for COFFEE OF FALSE PRETENSE! Smooth +1

Interrupt! LINGERIE MODEL flees when she sees your steed: CURSED GEO METRO

A DUCK FAMILY has entered the zone. [S]ulk/[C]hase/[Q]uack

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> This one's awesome. I love it.
<Axolotl> Neeeeeerd!!!
<mypalmike> Brilliant!
<obtuse> In revision two, she whould have cast SUMMON CARNIVEROUS WATERFOWL before fleeing.
<yoyology> First one to really make me smile.
<ElvisThePelvis> You get the caption of most humorous.

[A]ccept,[D]ecline,[G]loat on front page

<Lauren> Excellent!!!
<3Suns> Welcome to role playing game. For purposes of this game you will be an elf.
...everything2.com...
<apple juice is a verb> 
<Carol> Sneaky with the coffee!
<0110101101> you have been awarded +3 charisma for this humorus caption
<Lauren> Congratulations, obtuse!!!
<Roger Mexico> Yeah - so? Then we could make just any set of pix into a game sequence, eh? Homey don't play that!
<Lauren> Well, Rog... if we all did it every week, it wouldn't be funny, but being the first one, or the first one to do it so very well, now that's talent.
<mypalmike> Rog is on a rampage again.
<guyPaulo> Yes, next week I plan on using the unknown tactic of writing puns and sexual innuendo in my cutting edge caption!....oh wait...crap. A day late and a dollar short.
<ElvisThePelvis> Damnit puns and sexual innuendo is my gig...don't make me write porn stories again.

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