Real Life RPG You have defeated GIANT CRAB! Level up! Charisma +1
A LINGERIE MODEL enters the room. [A]ttack/[W]oo/[F]lee?
You successfully woo the LINGERIE MODEL! Swoon Feat +1
[F]lowers/[H]ump/[C]offee?
You invite the LINGERIE MODEL back for COFFEE OF FALSE PRETENSE! Smooth +1
Interrupt! LINGERIE MODEL flees when she sees your steed: CURSED GEO METRO
A DUCK FAMILY has entered the zone. [S]ulk/[C]hase/[Q]uack
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Description
The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.