[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/21/2004 by mypalmike
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A friend told me I was selfish, and should think about those who are less fortunate than I am. Well, first I imagined what it would be like to have big Brazilian hips. It was horrible!

Then I imagined myself with split ends. Egad!

I definitely learned a lot today. Never put yourself in other people's shoes. Unless of course, those shoes are Prada.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<apple juice is a verb> I like it. But the girl is misled about hips ---curvature is a good thing....
<Lauren> Curvature is one thing, apple, but that Brazilian is downright fluffy.

Great caption, mike.

<Carol> To each his own, I still think curvy is sexy! (...and I say this as a scrawny person, not defensively.) Oh, and nice caption!

Not that I should encourage this sort of thing, but there is a quite unclothed photo of Charlize Theron in the Jan. 26 issue of The New Yorker.

<guyPaulo> curvy....good....mmmm....

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