Dashing through the snow, with puppies dressed so gay...
Abdul the Christmas Camel is laughing all the way.
Pimps in pimp hats smile. Eat ice cream through the night. Oh what fun it is to smile when your facelift is too tight.
OHHHHHHH!! Most Emailed, Most Emailed, Most Emailed All The Way...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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