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Most Emailed Photos - 03/29/2004 by guyPaulo
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God I love having money. I can buy all the bling-bling I want, and I even bid on a mountain on ebay.

I can afford the finest customized bikes around. These beauties are studded with diamonds and have gold chains.

I can even bribe Olympic judges to give the gold medal in men's figure skating to my half retarded brother, Fred.

Skate you magnificent bastard, Skate!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> I have really enjoyed learning all about guyPaulo's pathetic life on MEP (retarded brother, ED problems, 6-year-old kid, etc).
<mypalmike> Fred is quite a sk8r.

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