God I love having money. I can buy all the bling-bling I want, and I even bid on a mountain on ebay.
I can afford the finest customized bikes around. These beauties are studded with diamonds and have gold chains.
I can even bribe Olympic judges to give the gold medal in men's figure skating to my half retarded brother, Fred.
Skate you magnificent bastard, Skate!
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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