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Most Emailed Photos - 03/29/2004 by guyPaulo
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God I love having money. I can buy all the bling-bling I want, and I even bid on a mountain on ebay.

I can afford the finest customized bikes around. These beauties are studded with diamonds and have gold chains.

I can even bribe Olympic judges to give the gold medal in men's figure skating to my half retarded brother, Fred.

Skate you magnificent bastard, Skate!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> I have really enjoyed learning all about guyPaulo's pathetic life on MEP (retarded brother, ED problems, 6-year-old kid, etc).
<mypalmike> Fred is quite a sk8r.

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