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Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2006 by Lauren
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As Elvis looked on, Mike, the love of his life, walked out, finally having had enough of Elvis's abusive behavior.

Although Elvis tried to lure him back with promises of less pain and more pleasure,

Mike's focus was already on other things.

Now if only he could find Carol's number.



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<JP> I think her number is like 40-26-36 or something. She must live overseas.
<reddman> uh...yeah...
<mypalmike> This damn Palm Pilot always loses important phone numbers!
<reddman> Call her at 1-800- HOT HOTT...$3.95 a minute......
<Kumiho> ::laughs:: po' Carol.
<Carol> Oh, it's a different Carol in the pic. *I* am at 1-800-DULL DRAB for $3.95 a minute.

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