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Most Emailed Photos - 07/10/2003 by Poss
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"Look, Ma! I've been eating so much lard that I'm up to 98% body fat! I'm 4 years old, and my boobies are bigger than yours! And my heart is pumping butter through my arteries!"

"Hey, baby...speaking of *pumping butter*, what are you doing tonight?" *wink*

*shakes head* I've GOT to stop fantasizing about fat gay Russian pre-teen boys, and concentrate on whether it's the red wire, or the blue wiAAAAAAIEEEEEE!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Hysterical Future Woman> When I found out what the last photo was about, I was disturbed. This comic brightened me up. Now I'm disturbed again.

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