"Look, Ma! I've been eating so much lard that I'm up to 98% body fat! I'm 4 years old, and my boobies are bigger than yours! And my heart is pumping butter through my arteries!" |
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"Hey, baby...speaking of *pumping butter*, what are you doing tonight?" *wink* |
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*shakes head* I've GOT to stop fantasizing about fat gay Russian pre-teen boys, and concentrate on whether it's the red wire, or the blue wiAAAAAAIEEEEEE!!! |
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