[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

All my life, I've been a weakling.

I don't stand on the shoulders of giants, they stand on mine.

When I'm at the beach, bullies throw me into the water...

then the fish try to throw me back on land.

Luckily, my mom is hot.

That makes me feel less bad about not having a girlfriend.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 312 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:08Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:07Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:06Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:05Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:03Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:02Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:01Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:59Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:58Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:57Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:56Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:55Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:54Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:53Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:52Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:50Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:48Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:44Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:42Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:40Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:37Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:35Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:32Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:31Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:28Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:27Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:25Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:24Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:23Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:21Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:19Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:18Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:16Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:15Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:13Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:11Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:09Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:07Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:06Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:05Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:03Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:01Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:59Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:58Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:56Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:55Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:53Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:51Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:49Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:48Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:47Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:46Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:45Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:44Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:42Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:40Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:39Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:38Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:35Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:34Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:33Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:32Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:30Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:24Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:23Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:22Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:20Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:18Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:17Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:14Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:13Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:12Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:10Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:08Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:03Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:59Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:57Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:56Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:53Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:51Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:50Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:49Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:48Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:47Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:46Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:44Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:43Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:41Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:39Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:36Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:33Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:31Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:30Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:26Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:24Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:21Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:20Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:19Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:16Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:13Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:12Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:11Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:10Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:08Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:03Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:02Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:59Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:58Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:56Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:55Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:53Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:49Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:44Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:43Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:42Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:40Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:39Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:38Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:36Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:35Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:34Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:33Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:31Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:27Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:25Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:24Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:23Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:20Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:19Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:18Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:15Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:14Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:13Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:11Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:05Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:04Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:01Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:58Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:57Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:56Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:55Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:54Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:53Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:52Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:45Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:42Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:41Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:40Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:39Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:36Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:34Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:33Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:32Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:31Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:26Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:25Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:24Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:19Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:15Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:12Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:06Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:04Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:02Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:01Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:59Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:57Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:56Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:52Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:45Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:37Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:32Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:31Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:30Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:28Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:26Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:25Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:24Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:23Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:22Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:18Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:17Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:15Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:14Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:12Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:09Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:08Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:03Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:02Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:00Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:58Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:52Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:51Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:48Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:44Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:40Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:36Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:33Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:31Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:30Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:29Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:26Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:25Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:21Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:18Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:16Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:13Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:12Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:08Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:05Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:04Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:03Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:02Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:01Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker16:41:00Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:59Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:55Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:54Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:51Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:50Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:49Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:40Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:39Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:34Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:33Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:32Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:31Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:29Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:27Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:26Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:24Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:23Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:22Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:18Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:16Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:13Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:12Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:11Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:09Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:08Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:07Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:06Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker16:40:01Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:53Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:51Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:50Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:49Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:48Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:47Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:47Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:45Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:42Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:41Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:40Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:37Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:36Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:35Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:33Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:32Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:31Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:30Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:27Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:26Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:25Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:23Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:19Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:18Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:17Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:16Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:14Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:13Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:12Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:10Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:08Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:06Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:04Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:03Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker16:39:02Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:58Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:55Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:54Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:53Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:51Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:48Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:47Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:44Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:43Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:39Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:34Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:33Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:31Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:27Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:26Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:25Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:24Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:22Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:21Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:20Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:17Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:16Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:15Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:14Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:13Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:11Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:09Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:38:08Caption #189

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post