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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by obtuse
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"I mean, he does have alot of money..."

"...but how can I go out with Antonio, when I peed in his pool??"

"Anita, listen to me. Peeing in a guy's pool is not a problem.

Take my word for it. I've ruined no less than three relationships with floaters."

(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Oh man, "floaters."
<Lauren> EW!!! What an image.
<3Suns> Yeah, I'd say bowel control is pretty high on my priority list...
<ElvisThePelvis> Heh...bowel control is a ticket to play in my book.
<mypalmike> ROFL!!! That's "Ripping Out a Floater, Laughing"!
<ajiav> crossing the line puts you in funnyville.

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