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Most Emailed Photos - 12/15/2003 by David Byrden
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"Yes, when the Iraqi team lost, the players got their balls crushed.
Why? Because they pulled their pants too tight! Those crazy kids."

"Yes, thousands of Iraqis died from mutilation and flesh wounds.
Why? Because they like sticking things into themselves! Those wierdos."

"See? I'm cooperating."
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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