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Most Emailed Photos - 12/15/2003 by mypalmike
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The low point of my career was when I starred in the movie "Over the Wall". It was about a divorced dad trying to make a living playing professional kickball.

After that, I got depressed and starting using heroin. I simply could not get enough!

But things have really turned around. I now play "Gimli", the short axe-wielding guy in the "Lord of the Rings" movies.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> I swear I did this before the "Walter Matthau" one which has a similar theme...
<Lauren> Antonio Cassano does look like Robert Carlyle in this picture.

And I don't think the theme is at all the same as the Grumpier Old Men one, except for a reference to films.

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