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Most Emailed Photos - 11/18/2004 by superwoman biatch
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"I will end all this un-moral behavior of pigs crossdressing and the foulness that exists today...

I will smite these infedels with the Lord's mighty sword...

And the angels will reward me greatly when I reach those pearly gates..." Inaugural address of George W. Bush, 2004
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<What?> You must be a prophet, since the inauguration isnt until 2005. Smiteing sounds pretty painful, are you sure you read the tea leaves right?
<Carol> That was pretty much his campaign platform.

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