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Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by mypalmike
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The only view I have of the outside world these days is through the bubble-glass window of my jail cell here in Beijing.

It's horrible! You should see my cellmate. I'm such his bitch. I shouldn't even be here though...

But it turns out that "Kik kumin da bawhz!" is Mandarin for "Stop doing that or you'll be arrested!". They just kept saying it over and over!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Have a 40oz.
<Kumiho> I like it!
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<Carol> Another very imaginative!
<yoyology> Tasty.

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