Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004

by mypalmike

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

The only view I have of the outside world these days is through the bubble-glass window of my jail cell here in Beijing.

It's horrible! You should see my cellmate. I'm such his bitch. I shouldn't even be here though...

But it turns out that "Kik kumin da bawhz!" is Mandarin for "Stop doing that or you'll be arrested!". They just kept saying it over and over!

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 200 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:59 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:58 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:57 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:56 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:55 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:54 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:53 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:52 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:51 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:50 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:49 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:48 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:47 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:46 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:45 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:44 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:43 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:42 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:41 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:40 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:39 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:38 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:37 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:36 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:35 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:34 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:33 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:32 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:31 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:30 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:29 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:28 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:27 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:26 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:25 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:24 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:23 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:22 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:21 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:20 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:19 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:18 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:17 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:16 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:15 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:14 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:13 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:12 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:11 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:11 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:09 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:08 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:07 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:06 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:05 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:04 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:03 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:02 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:01 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:25:00 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:59 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:58 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:57 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:56 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:55 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:54 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:53 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:52 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:51 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:50 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:49 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:48 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:47 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:46 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:45 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:44 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:43 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:42 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:41 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:40 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:39 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:38 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:37 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:36 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:35 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:34 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:33 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:32 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:31 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:30 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:29 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:28 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:27 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:26 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:25 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:24 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:23 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:22 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:21 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:20 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:19 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:18 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:17 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:16 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:15 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:14 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:13 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:10 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:06 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:24:03 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:59 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:58 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:57 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:56 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:54 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:53 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:52 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:51 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:49 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:45 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:42 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:41 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:38 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:35 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:32 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:28 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:27 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:26 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:25 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:21 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:20 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:19 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:18 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:17 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:16 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:15 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:14 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:13 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:12 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:11 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:08 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:07 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:04 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:23:00 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:59 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:58 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:57 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:56 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:55 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:54 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:53 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:51 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:50 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:49 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:48 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:47 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:46 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:44 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:43 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:42 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:41 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:40 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:39 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:38 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:37 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:36 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:34 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:32 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:32 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:30 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:29 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:26 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:25 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:24 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:22 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:20 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:19 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:17 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:15 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:12 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:10 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:09 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:08 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:07 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:06 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:05 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:04 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:03 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:02 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:01 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:22:00 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:21:59 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:21:58 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:21:57 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:21:55 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:21:54 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:21:53 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:21:52 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:21:51 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:21:49 Caption #6

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 6 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> Have a 40oz.
<Kumiho> I like it!
<guyPaulo> gads
<ajiav>
<Carol> Another very imaginative!
<yoyology> Tasty.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post