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Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by Bitch Magnet
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Eeyore found the perfect spot, far away from his friends, Pooh and Piglet.

Moments later in a nearby field...

"What the hell was that noise? And what's that smell?!?"


Back in Pooh-ville:

"Hey Piglet, what do you think Eeyore's up to?"

"Gee, Pooh, he's probably up to his neck in explosive diarrhea after eating all them ants."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> This is not guyPaulo...explosive diarrhea would be too obvious.
<ElvisThePelvis> But wait...is guyP throwing us a bone? I think it is him.
<Carol> Yes, wouldn't you think guyPaulo is happy to be obviously guyPaulo?
<yoyology> I believe this is Lauren, posting like Paulo to throw us off the scent.
<guyPaulo> Would that be the scent of explosive diarrhea, yoyo? Cause that would be nasty....
<Lauren> I thought the winner would be the one more people correctly identified... guyPaulo always wants to be the winner... ergo, this one was definitely written by guy. As were any other explosive diarrhea captions.
<Axolotl> I think Yoyo is right!
<guyPaulo> (Sniff) There's nothing wrong with wanting to be a winner, Lauren, but I wouldn't just give away my identity by posting a series of ED captions. I'd kinda like to be misidentified as one of the more sophisticated monkies, like yoyo. I CAN write good captions that don't involve ED, despite my recent scatological fetish.
<mypalmike> My guess is Lauren.
<Karl Rove> You know, you people ought to be MUCH more careful about throwing around those references to "explosive d_____." There are people in this country who do not appreciate such talk.
<guyPaulo> Mypalmike, and that's my final answer.
<mypalmike> This was me.

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