[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/03/2005 by Bavid Dyrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The body of rap star JP2 lies in state at his Italian crib. His homies gather to give him his props.

JP2, the original "boy in da hood", founded the label Death Rocks! Records.

He had both admirers and detractors.


His bravery was never in question; during a bitter feud between the East Bloc and West Bloc, he boldly visited the other crew's turf. An assassination attempt followed.

But his attitude towards women was the most backward of all rappers. He banned them from management positions at Death Rocks!, and his videos contain no erotic butt-wiggling.

His last LP, "The Notorious P.O.P.E." mocked the stars who shared the world stage with him, especially the single "Da Winner Dies With Da Most Toys"

"Hey, motherfucker! Gorbachev!
Yo country gone bust, what ya livin' off?
We got bling, we got cash, jacked it in the Crusades,
Now that Dubya bitch rips all the moves that we made"

(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 79 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:52Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:51Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:50Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:49Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:48Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:47Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:46Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:45Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:44Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:43Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:42Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:41Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:40Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:39Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:38Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:37Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:36Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:35Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:34Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:33Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:32Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:31Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:30Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:29Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:28Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:27Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:26Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:25Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:24Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:23Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:22Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:21Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:20Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:19Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:18Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:17Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:16Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:15Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:14Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:13Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:12Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:11Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:10Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:09Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:08Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:07Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:06Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:04Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:03Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:02Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:01Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:00Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:59Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:58Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:57Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:56Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:55Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:54Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:53Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:52Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:51Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:50Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:49Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:48Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:47Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:46Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:45Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:44Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:43Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:42Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:41Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:40Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:39Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:38Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:37Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:36Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:35Caption #632

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> Word.
<mypalmike> Pourin' a 40 for my papal homeboy.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post