[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/23/2005 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

People playing in the snow? That's a "kitsch" photo. Kitschness is characteristic of homosexuals.

This photo suggests homosexuality. It should be banned.


White cubs? Siegfried and Roy are known to use a white tiger!

This photo suggests homosexuality - just like Spongebob Squarepants.


A small dog with a scarf - need I say more??? Ban these gay photos!

Thank you, Lord.
You sent your only Son to die so that I could oppress people, spread fear, and promote hatred.

(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 28 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:24Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:23Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:22Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:21Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:21Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:19Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:18Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:17Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:16Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:14Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:13Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:11Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:07Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:03Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:02Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:01Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:00Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:59Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:55Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:53Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:52Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:51Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:47Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:45Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:39Caption #160

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 20 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> 
<What?> Jesus was gay
<David Byrden> Spongebob came to save us from sin
<to u> ur all nuts
<blah> eww whats wrong with all of you? goshh..i heart white tigers..they're soo pretty!
<Sponge Bob > You guys are so stupid!!!
<birdy> I love tigers don't talk about tigers that way you people must be fat.
<birdy> I LOVE TIGERS
<birdy> i LOVE TIGERS
<poohbear991> you guys are stupid tigers are kool so kiss off
<dude> jesus was not gay he came to save us from all of are sin's o.k and he died for us ..... oh he loves you .
<dude> hey i dont know none of yall but i love tigers too oh and puppies.
<TIGER LOVER> NO 1 GETS TO TALK ABOUT TIGERS AND YORKSHIRE TERRIERS LIKE THAT COZ THER GORGOUS AND I LV THEM !!!!!
<64564> u guys are really mean jesus is NOT GAY!
<cshs> how do u no that for all u no he was so gay!
<buh> everyone dont think of jesus as there god...a duh
<Jesus> iheard that !!!!!
<Jesus> I WAS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!! OKAY MAYBE JUST a little lol!!!

<Jesus> 
<Jesus> 

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post