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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/27/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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Man that last green was a bitch today. That pin placement was viturally impossible...down the chimney and into the kitchen? Waht were the groundkeepers thinking.

Ah well, golf is better than being at home with my wife and her sister.

Plus the 19th hole has certain advantages that you just can't get at home.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Feh...golf humor.
<Axolotl> Yeah, What's up with that? And I thought you were cool!
<JP> Wow, those women have 19 holes? I hope they're not caddy. I have a fairways to drive there, so your story better not be bogey-ous, or I'll be tee'd off.
<ElvisThePelvis> I tried to think up a punch line that involved washing my balls but I was distracted by the cleavage....
<mypalmike> I think it's time to cart JP away.
<JP> Well then, see you a round!
<Lauren> Hey JP and ike, is this a private club or can anyone play through?
<mypalmike> This hole conversation is making me sport some wood.
<JP> If I had a Nicklaus for every pun one of you pin-heads shot out of your traps, I'd be rolling in green. Instead, I'm poorer than the Dukes of Hazard or Archie Bunker.
<JP> And sorry, Lauren, no women or jews allowed. It's a golf thang.
<Jesus H. Christ> I'll get my coat...
<mypalmike> (Commenting on ancient comments...) JHC: That's hilarious.

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