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Most Emailed Photos - 08/12/2004 by David Byrden
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"Speaking as a White Christian, I think black people are a bit dim. They dress like savages and make 'funky' pagan music."

"There is NO WAY they are related to a WASP like me. God made us separate. It's in the Bible. Everything you need to know is in the Bible"


"This whole Evolution idea, why it's just nonsense! We can't ALL be related! Tell me this, Mr. Scientist: why don't monkeys show an interest in clothes and automobiles?"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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