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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by David Byrden
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Why, you ask, did I journey deep into the Amazon jungle?

Was it for Science? For Exploration? For Adventure?

No, my friend. I did it for Money.

Yes, Greed drove me into the land of the fearsome Boonga Loongas, whose frenzied drum rythms I wished to sample - without paying royalties.

My only reward was a poisoned arrow in the head.

AAAAAAAAAGH!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> OH MY! Excellent!
<guyPaulo> 
<3Suns> Great way to start the day!
<mypalmike> 
<ajiav> 
<bolsach> Good one Irish
<apple juice is a verb> i like this one for winner.
<Carol> Nice.
<H. Monkey> "Maybe he died while he was writing it."
"Then he would have said 'AAAAAAAAAGH,' not written 'AAAAAAAAAGH.'"
"Maybe he was giving dictation."
<ElvisThePelvis> Good start...best caption.
<guyPaulo> I vote for this one!

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