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Most Emailed Photos - 11/05/2003 by David Byrden
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"Since Jesus is going to return soon and bring Creation to an end, there is no point being careful with the planet. I hereby grant my rich buddies full rights to pollute, exploit and rape the envirom... er... can anyone help me spell this word?"

Meanwhile in California...

"Did you just feel a chill run down your spine?"

Just a few years later: the turtles were dead, planet Earth was shrouded by layers of pollution, and Bush still couldn't spell.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<Pedro Gonzales> Good first caption
<David Byrden> I only wish that my portrayal of President Bush were exaggerated.
<mypalmike> Nice.

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