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Most Emailed Photos - 11/05/2003 by David Byrden
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"Since Jesus is going to return soon and bring Creation to an end, there is no point being careful with the planet. I hereby grant my rich buddies full rights to pollute, exploit and rape the envirom... er... can anyone help me spell this word?"

Meanwhile in California...

"Did you just feel a chill run down your spine?"

Just a few years later: the turtles were dead, planet Earth was shrouded by layers of pollution, and Bush still couldn't spell.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> Good first caption
<David Byrden> I only wish that my portrayal of President Bush were exaggerated.
<mypalmike> Nice.

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