[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 327 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:05Caption #-92
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:04Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:03Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:02Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:01Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:00Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:59Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:58Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:57Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:56Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:55Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:54Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:53Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:52Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:51Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:50Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:49Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:47Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:44Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:42Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:41Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:40Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:39Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:38Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:32Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:31Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:26Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:25Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:24Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:23Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:22Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:21Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:20Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:18Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:15Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:12Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:11Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:08Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:06Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:05Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:01Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:57Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:55Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:54Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:52Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:48Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:47Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:43Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:42Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:39Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:38Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:37Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:36Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:31Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:30Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:29Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:28Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:26Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:24Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:23Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:22Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:19Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:18Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:17Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:16Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:15Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:13Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:12Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:11Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:07Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:04Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:03Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:01Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:54Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:53Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:49Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:48Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:47Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:46Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:45Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:41Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:40Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:39Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:37Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:36Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:35Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:34Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:31Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:30Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:28Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:26Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:23Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:19Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:18Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:17Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:16Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:15Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:14Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:13Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:12Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:11Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:09Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:08Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:07Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:01Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:00Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:55Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:54Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:53Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:47Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:45Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:44Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:42Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:41Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:40Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:37Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:34Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:33Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:32Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:30Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:28Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:26Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:24Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:23Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:22Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:21Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:20Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:18Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:17Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:16Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:15Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:14Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:13Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:12Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:06Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:03Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:59Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:57Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:54Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:52Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:51Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:50Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:49Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:47Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:46Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:45Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:43Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:42Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:40Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:39Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:38Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:37Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:36Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:35Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:34Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:30Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:29Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:28Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:27Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:26Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:25Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:24Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:23Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:22Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:21Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:20Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:18Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:17Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:13Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:12Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:07Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:06Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:05Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:03Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:59Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:57Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:56Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:55Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:54Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:53Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:52Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:51Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:50Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:49Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:48Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:47Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:46Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:44Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:43Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:42Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:39Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:37Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:32Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:31Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:28Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:27Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:25Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:16Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:14Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:12Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:11Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:10Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:09Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:08Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:07Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:06Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:05Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:04Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:03Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:02Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:01Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:00Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:54Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:51Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:49Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:46Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:45Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:41Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:39Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:38Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:37Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:36Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:33Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:31Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:30Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:29Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:27Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:23Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:22Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:21Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:17Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:14Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:05Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:03Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:02Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:56Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:55Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:52Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:51Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:50Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:46Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:44Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:43Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:42Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:37Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:36Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:35Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:27Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:26Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:19Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:18Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:17Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:16Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:15Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:14Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:13Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:09Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:09Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:04Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:02Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:01Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:00Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:56Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:55Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:54Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:52Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:51Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:48Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:47Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:46Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:45Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:44Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:43Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:42Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:41Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:38Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:37Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:36Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:35Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:33Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:32Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:31Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:28Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:27Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:26Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:24Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:21Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:19Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:17Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:16Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:14Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:11Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:06Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:05Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:04Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:03Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:01Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:59Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:56Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:55Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:54Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:53Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:51Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:50Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:46Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:45Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:44Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:41Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:40Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:39Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:38Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:32Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:31Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:30Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:28Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:27Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:24Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:22Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:20Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:14Caption #69

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post