[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/06/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I took the bridge at 100 miles per hour and landed the car prefectly inside the moving horse box. Everyone on the set cheered.

But it's all in a day's work, for I am:

Big Red,

stunt moose.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 85 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:33Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:30Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:29Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:28Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:24Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:22Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:21Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:20Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:19Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:18Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:17Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:16Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:15Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:14Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:13Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:12Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:10Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:08Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:06Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:04Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:01Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:00Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:59Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:58Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:57Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:56Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:55Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:54Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:53Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:51Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:49Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:46Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:41Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:40Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:39Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:38Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:37Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:36Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:35Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:34Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:33Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:32Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:31Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:28Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:27Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:26Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:25Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:24Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:21Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:19Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:16Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:12Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:09Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:05Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:00Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:59Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:57Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:56Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:55Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:53Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:48Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:47Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:46Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:45Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:44Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:41Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:40Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:39Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:38Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:37Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:36Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:35Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:34Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:33Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:32Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:31Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:30Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:29Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:28Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:27Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:26Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:25Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:24Caption #284

Board [Post Message]

Generic. Hmm... when I am made a general, I'll change my name to Eric, that's a promise.

I'm not here today, well yes I am here today, but I am not here _TODAY_. Going away for the weekend, scurrying forth.

Can humans scurry? A friend whom I trust, who knows some things, told me once: "Omg! You totally need four legs to scurry!" (Do chanting hindu valley girls say "OMMMMM G?"). We were talking about algebra at the time, but that's how we normally talk. She starts a story, which I soon derail with a pertinent question about making clothes out of bacon. She interjects my bacon query with her own quirk: bondage burgers -- meat, fries and a whipping. Forty minutes later she ends her story, which could be compactly stated as: "I went to the library and took out a book".

Which brings me back to my point, that I am not here this weekend, so enjoy.

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Mmm...meatwear...
...www.designboom.com...
<shininglion> So that is where Hats of Meat wandered off and found itself. I was just looking for it the other day at its old address and couldn't find it. Of course, I was far too lazy to google, but still.
<Lauren> Oooh, my favorite is 'The Canadian,' although I am also quite fond of the yarmulke.
<3Suns> In the Mostemailed production of Austin Powers, Mort plays Dr. Evil and Mini-Me is named "La Petit Mort".
<Mort> Every day is la petit Mort.
<mypalmike> Heheh. Stunt moose.
<mypalmike> Hey, I'm in San Antonio, TX!
<obtuse> Hey, I'm back from Redmond! (But mostly Seattle)
<myratana> meatwear, eh? wrong, totally wrong...have they come up with meatware yet?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post