[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/26/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Are you one of those people who like to see people suffer and strain?

Do you only watch sports to see car crashes and limbs bent out of shape?

If so, don't miss your bus! It's going express to Hell.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 309 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:30Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:29Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:28Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:23Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:20Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:19Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:18Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:16Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:15Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:14Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:13Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:12Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:11Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:10Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:09Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:01Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:00Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:59Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:58Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:57Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:56Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:55Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:54Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:53Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:52Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:51Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:50Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:49Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:48Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:47Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:46Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:45Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:44Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:41Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:40Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:39Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:38Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:37Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:36Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:35Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:34Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:32Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:31Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:30Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:29Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:28Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:27Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:26Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:25Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:24Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:23Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:21Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:20Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:19Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:16Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:15Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:14Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:13Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:12Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:11Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:10Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:09Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:08Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:05Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:04Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:03Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:02Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:00Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:58Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:57Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:56Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:54Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:53Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:52Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:51Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:50Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:49Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:48Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:47Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:46Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:45Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:42Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:41Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:40Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:39Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:38Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:37Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:36Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:35Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:34Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:33Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:32Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:31Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:30Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:29Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:28Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:27Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:26Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:25Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:24Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:23Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:19Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:18Caption #996
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:17Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:16Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:15Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:14Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:13Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:12Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:10Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:09Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:08Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:06Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:02Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:01Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:59Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:58Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:57Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:56Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:55Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:54Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:53Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:52Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:51Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:46Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:45Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:44Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:43Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:42Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:41Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:40Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:39Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:35Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:34Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:33Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:32Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:31Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:30Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:29Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:28Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:27Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:24Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:23Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:22Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:21Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:20Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:19Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:18Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:17Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:16Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:12Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:11Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:10Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:09Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:08Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:07Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:06Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:05Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:01Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:52Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:51Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:45Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:44Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:43Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:42Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:41Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:39Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:38Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:37Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:34Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:33Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:32Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:31Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:30Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:29Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:28Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:24Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:23Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:22Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:21Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:20Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:19Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:18Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:17Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:14Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:12Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:10Caption #05
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:09Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:08Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:07Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:03Caption #-76
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:58Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:54Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:52Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:49Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:48Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:47Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:44Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:39Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:38Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:34Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:22Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:19Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:16Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:14Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:13Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:12Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:11Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:01Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:00Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:56Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:53Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:50Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:48Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:47Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:45Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:44Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:43Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:36Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:32Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:25Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:24Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:16Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:14Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:13Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:12Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:07Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:06Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:03Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:02Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:00Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:58Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:53Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:52Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:51Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:50Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:46Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:43Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:40Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:32Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:31Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:29Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:28Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:25Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:18Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:16Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:14Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:14Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:12Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:11Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:09Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:07Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:05Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:04Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:03Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:59Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:46Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:44Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:42Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:34Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:32Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:27Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:24Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:18Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:16Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:14Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:13Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:11Caption #995
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:07Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:06Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:57Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:56Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:56Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:51Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:49Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:48Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:44Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:41Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:40Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:39Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:27Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:22Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:15Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:14Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:13Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:09Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:00Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:58Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:57Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:51Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:50Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:46Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:44Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:36Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:34Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:31Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:30Caption #-19

Board [Post Message]

I added something in the pull down, let me know if you understand or not.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, thanks for using that first pic today. When you used the second pic a few days ago, I couldn't figure out the biomechanics of that guy's injury. Now I know.
<mypalmike> Actually, I think it's 2 different guys
<Mort> Yeh it is 2 different guys.
Btw let me know what you think of the new feature. I ain't sure if I will keep it yet.
<Lauren> Mort, if you are talking about the rating system you installed, I am conflicted. I like being able to see how many comments are on each alternative caption. You don't, however, get enough responses on each to make statistical analyses valid and in some cases it can be downright misleading. As you saw yesterday, one person can go through and skew the entire field for no apparent reason (or for purely evil purposes).
<Lauren> 
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, and I could tell it was two different guys, but if you look at how the man in the first pic is holding his left arm, you can totally see the set up for what happened in the second pic.
<Axolotl> The rating system worries me. I used to chose rank depending on the facial expression on the moneky instead of the score. The "middling" monkey looks surprised or worried, but I haven't used is a criticism.

And I'm worried that scored will bring clichés and tactical voting.

What about only using scores on Guest days?

<Mort> Yes they are both elbow dislocations, which is the only reason I am not currently a world class weightlifter.

I'm just testing ideas. I do not like rating systems, they tend to ruin things. I am thinking of keeping the ratings hidden, but ordering the list by the ratings.

<guyPaulo> Mort, maybe you should include a non-weighted rank. Some of us like to just post comments back and forth on alternative captions and I don't want to have that exchange affect a captions rating.
<David Byrden> What's the problem? Just write some software that chooses the best one.
<Mort> guyPaulo - yup I have needed that for a while...
David Byrden - Ok will do, I'll base it on the number of times the word "pussy" gets used.
<yoyology> I agree with Paulo. I often (pussy) comment on my own (pussy) alternatives as a way of clarifying or (pussy) adding additional infor(pussy)mation that would (pussy) detract from the captions themselves.

Oh, and pussy.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post