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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/12/2005 by Axolotl
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Yes, I may have commited adultery in my heart once or twice, but I didn´t expect a kind of Spanish Inqui...

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the dead Pope....

Do I really have to go thrpugh all this to get my superfreaky real estate licence?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Axolotl



Is the WINNER!!


There are 16 messages for this day.
<sharmin aktar> i think your website is a fab website
<sharmin aktar> i think your website is a fab website
<JSchmitt> I'm green with envy. Or is it "green with lust?" Nice work.
<leif> MAKE MONEY FAST!

www.frip.dk/patrickpatrick/index.htm

<mypalmike> Weird.
<Mort> Sorry, doing taxes. No Friday caption.
<mypalmike> Procrastinate much!?

(Well, OK, I just finished mine at 2am.)

<Kumiho> I did mine a month ago, but I'm sitting on them because I owe on my county tax. The damned county doesn't get my money a second sooner than I absolutely HAVE to part with it, the bastards.
<JSchmitt> What are taxes?
<Bavid Dyrden> Those of you in the USA, did the Bush war create more taxes? That's where they usually come from.
Maybe the higher gas prices should count...
<mypalmike> The Bush war was combined with tax cuts. It's amazing what you can accomplish with the world's largest credit card.
<Bavid Dyrden> Are you SURE you're right? Because for that to happen, the USA would have to go massively into debt. The kind of debt that makes your grandchildren curse you.
<BitterCupOJoe> mypalmike is correct. We are rapidly going further into debt. Like "Reagan presidency" rapid.
<Razhumikin> Yeah, check this out:
...www.brillig.com...
<LUIS> 
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You only need $6.00. Can you really make money so easily? YES… it is logical how you can earn money through paypal. I found
articles with OPRAH WINFREY and an article published in the Wall Street Journal on 6/16/2001 that explains how it works. As a
member of PayPal, I had already experienced their efficiency and excellent standing. PayPal is the simplest method of making
and receiving payments online anyone has ever seen! Anyone with an email address can join, for FREE! You can complete this
whole process in less than ONE HOUR
Everything is done on the Internet by E-mail. It is NOT considered SPAM, so it's perfectly legal! Anyway, it said that you
send $1.00 though paypal to each of the emails stated in the article. You then place your own email address in the bottom of
the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. ADVERTISE (There are thousands it really isn’t hard.Try it
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Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works?
REQUIREMENTS
You must have a verified PayPal account. If you do not have an account you can go to www.paypal.com and follow the
instructions to set up a free account. In order to place the initial $6 into your account, you will have to verify your bank
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world wide.
STEP 1:
Send, though PayPal, $1.00 to each email on the below list. Make the subject of the payment "Email List" and in the comments,
write "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL LIST." What you are doing is creating a service by this and best of all you are not giving
your address to anyone you do not know. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!
The E-mail list:
#1) deejonz05@yahoo.com
#2) canderson1026@comcast.net
#3) stephselk@yahoo.com
#4) mylesvaux@hotmail.com
#5) wirralguy@msn.com
#6) lrzp1986@aol.com
STEP 2:
Now take the #1 email off the list that you see above, move the other addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc?.) and add
YOUR email address (the one used on the paypal account) as number 6 on the list.
STEP 3:
Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to
at least 200 newsgroups, message board. (I think there are close to 32,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the
more you post, the more money you make - as well as everyone else on the list!
DIRECTIONS;
HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS, MESSAGE BOARD
Step 1) You do not need to re- type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of
this letter and drag your : Cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'c
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