Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

A black van with dark tinted windows,

picked up a few ladies showing their wares --

this is how porn stars are born.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 243 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:58 Caption #-52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:54 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:53 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:52 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:51 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:50 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:49 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:48 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:44 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:40 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:39 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:38 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:33 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:31 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:26 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:24 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:17 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:16 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:15 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:14 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:13 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:10 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:08 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:06 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:05 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:04 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:59 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:58 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:57 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:56 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:55 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:54 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:53 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:52 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:51 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:50 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:49 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:47 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:43 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:42 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:41 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:40 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:39 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:38 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:36 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:34 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:33 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:32 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:31 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:30 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:29 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:28 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:25 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:22 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:21 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:20 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:18 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:15 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:13 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:12 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:04 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:03 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:02 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:57 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:54 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:52 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:48 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:45 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:44 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:43 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:38 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:37 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:35 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:34 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:32 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:31 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:30 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:29 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:28 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:22 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:18 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:15 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:14 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:12 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:11 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:10 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:09 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:08 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:02 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:59 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:54 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:53 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:52 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:49 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:48 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:45 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:43 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:38 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:36 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:35 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:34 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:33 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:29 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:28 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:25 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:24 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:23 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:22 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:12 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:10 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:07 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:05 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:04 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:03 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:01 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:56 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:55 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:49 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:48 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:47 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:46 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:44 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:43 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:41 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:40 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:39 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:38 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:32 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:31 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:27 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:26 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:24 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:22 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:21 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:20 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:17 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:15 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:13 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:12 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:11 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:07 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:06 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:02 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:57 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:53 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:52 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:51 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:47 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:45 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:43 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:42 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:41 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:38 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:36 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:32 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:31 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:30 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:26 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:23 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:21 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:18 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:16 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:15 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:14 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:12 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:11 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:09 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:05 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:04 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:00 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:59 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:58 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:57 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:56 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:55 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:51 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:48 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:46 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:42 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:41 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:40 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:25 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:24 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:22 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:19 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:18 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:16 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:14 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:07 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:05 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:02 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:01 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:00 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:54 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:51 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:45 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:43 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:30 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:29 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:28 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:25 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:24 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:23 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:22 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:07 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:05 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:53 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:46 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:42 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:39 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:38 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:32 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:31 Caption #968

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:27 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:26 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:10 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:09 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:08 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:07 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:03 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:00 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:59 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:56 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:51 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:43 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:40 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:36 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:28 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:27 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:26 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:23 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:20 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:19 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:17 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:14 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:11 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:10 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:06 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:04 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:03 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:01 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:58 Caption #233

Board

[Post Message]

Some one please write a good Arnie caption, it's too hot right now to write anything funny. I just want to get naked and lie down in the cold meat section of our local deli. This is where I was meant to make a bratwurst joke, but again it is hot like Havana here.

Some days I wish I could just give it all up and do something inane, like sell vacuum cleaners, but I know life would always step in and become complex again.

I wish I could just say simple things like:

"Here, you see, you get two sets of brushes -- this one for waxing and this for polishing -- oh no, I think it's the other way round. The Turbo is air-powered."

But life would conspire to trip me up, and I'd end up playing checkers with miniature whiskey bottles with the local police captain, trying to get him drunk to steal his gun and his list of the usual suspects.

Not even the life of a vacuum cleaner salesman is straight forward, remember that the next time go back to complain about the snap-action coupling.

There are 35 messages for this day.

<David Byrden> You promised to refuse any disturbing pictures!!!

<Lauren> I see soneone read Our Man in Havana! Great book. Thanks for reminding me.

<3Suns> My parents still own and use that very vacuum cleaner. It is an amazing feat of reliable American engineering.

<guyPaulo> It's certainly quiet around here today.

<Mort> Well lets play a game and liven things up.

<guyPaulo> Canasta? Twister? Battleship?

<Jellyloo> Chinese Water Torture. A hit at children's parties!

<Mort> What are the rules? Can we play over the internet?

<Jellyloo> It is complicated. Do you have a cordless drill?

<Mort> Yes in fact I do! What do I do now?

<Jellyloo> How familiar are you with trepanation? Also, Big Gulp cup modification?

<Mort> I normally use a 6" nail for those purposes, you can play my head like an oboe.

<guyPaulo> I'm thinking of a number between 1-100.....care to guess?

<Jellyloo> 67?

<Mort> 31.13819198142242245?

<Mort> I was trying to think of a way to play eyespy using the google image server.

But I can't work out the rules.

<yoyology> I spy, with my little eye, something you search under Mort (Safe Search is Off).

<Mort> ...www.nyctale.com... ?

<yoyology> Dear merciful heavens. No!

That's incredibly disturbing. I only looked at the first page of results.

<Stormi> My, Mort, you might consider dropping the Atkins Diet if that's all that's left of you.

<Jellyloo> Bone daddy. I spy with my little eye something of the color red...

<Mort> There are quite a few red things on the internet Jellyloo.

<Jellyloo> YOU FOUND IT!!! 10 points to Slytherin.

<Mort> 10 points from Gryffindor for sillyness.

<guyPaulo> {english accent}That's absolutely dreadfull!

<ElvisThePelvis> Oh Christ NO!!!

...elvisthepelvis.uboot.com...

<Mort> I think I prefer the german Elvis, can we swap?

<ElvisThePelvis> Das deutsche ElvisThePelvis glaubt nicht, an zu untertiteln. Ich bin ein aufrecht stehender deutscher B�rger und ein K�nstler.

<obtuse> ...www.obtuse.nl...
My Netherlandic variant may very well rock more than I do. SPEED TO THE LIMIT!

<mypalmike> ...www.allposterz.com...

<mypalmike> The phrase "my pal mike" can actually be found on this page. Milf hunter...
...maturewomen.like-sex.com...

<doomglobe> hey mort how come you never come to wigu anymore did you die or go to jail or have children?

<Mort> Isn't death, jail and having children the same thing?

I read, I do not take part.

<doomglobe> hey mort how come you never come to wigu anymore did you die or go to jail or have children?

<doomglobe> oops sorry that was a refresh. yeah, they are pretty much the same, I was just curious about why you skipped e-town. best of luck to you!

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post