[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 335 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:20Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:19Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:18Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:17Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:16Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:15Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:14Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:13Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:12Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:11Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:10Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:09Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:08Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:07Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:06Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:05Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:04Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:03Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:02Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:01Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:00Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:59Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:58Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:57Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:56Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:55Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:54Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:53Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:52Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:51Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:50Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:49Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:48Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:47Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:46Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:45Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:44Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:43Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:42Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:41Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:40Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:39Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:38Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:37Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:36Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:35Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:34Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:33Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:32Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:31Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:30Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:29Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:28Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:27Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:26Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:25Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:24Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:23Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:22Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:21Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:20Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:19Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:18Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:17Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:16Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:15Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:14Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:13Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:12Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:11Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:10Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:09Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:08Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:07Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:06Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:05Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:04Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:03Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:02Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:01Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:00Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:59Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:58Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:56Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:55Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:54Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:53Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:52Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:51Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:50Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:49Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:48Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:47Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:46Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:45Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:44Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:43Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:42Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:41Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:40Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:39Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:38Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:37Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:36Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:35Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:34Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:33Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:32Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:31Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:30Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:29Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:28Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:27Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:26Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:25Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:24Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:23Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:22Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:21Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:20Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:19Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:18Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:17Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:16Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:15Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:14Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:13Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:12Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:11Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:10Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:09Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:08Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:07Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:06Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:05Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:04Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:03Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:02Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:01Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:00Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:59Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:58Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:57Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:56Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:55Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:54Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:53Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:52Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:51Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:50Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:49Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:48Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:47Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:45Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:44Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:43Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:42Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:41Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:40Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:39Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:38Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:37Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:36Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:35Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:34Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:33Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:32Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:31Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:30Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:29Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:28Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:27Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:26Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:25Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:23Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:22Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:21Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:20Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:18Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:17Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:16Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:15Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:14Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:13Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:12Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:11Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:10Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:09Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:08Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:07Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:06Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:05Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:04Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:03Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:02Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:01Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:00Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:59Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:58Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:57Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:56Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:55Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:53Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:52Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:50Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:49Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:48Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:47Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:46Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:45Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:45Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:43Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:42Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:41Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:40Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:39Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:38Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:37Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:36Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:35Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:34Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:33Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:32Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:31Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:30Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:29Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:28Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:27Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:26Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:25Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:24Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:23Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:22Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:21Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:20Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:19Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:18Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:17Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:16Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:15Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:14Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:13Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:12Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:11Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:10Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:09Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:08Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:07Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:06Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:05Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:04Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:03Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:02Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:01Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:00Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:59Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:58Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:57Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:56Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:55Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:54Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:53Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:52Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:51Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:50Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:49Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:48Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:47Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:46Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:45Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:44Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:43Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:42Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:41Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:40Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:39Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:38Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:37Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:36Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:35Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:34Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:33Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:32Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:29Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:28Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:27Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:26Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:25Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:24Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:23Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:22Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:21Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:20Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:19Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:18Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:17Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:16Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:15Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:14Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:13Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:12Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:11Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:10Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:09Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:08Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:07Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:06Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:05Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:04Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:03Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:02Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:01Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:00Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:59Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:58Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:57Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:56Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:55Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:54Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:53Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:52Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:51Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:50Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:49Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:48Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:47Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:46Caption #797

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post