[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What he thinks he has.

What she wants.

What he actually has... a little gumby.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 244 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:48Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:47Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:46Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:45Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:44Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:43Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:42Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:41Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:40Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:39Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:38Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:37Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:35Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:33Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:32Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:27Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:19Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:17Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:16Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:12Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:09Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:07Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:05Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:02Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:01Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:00Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:59Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:58Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:57Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:56Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:55Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:54Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:53Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:52Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:51Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:50Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:49Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:47Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:43Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:42Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:41Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:39Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:38Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:36Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:35Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:34Caption #-84
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:27Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:26Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:25Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:24Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:23Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:22Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:21Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:20Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:19Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:18Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:17Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:16Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:15Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:14Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:13Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:12Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:11Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:08Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:06Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:04Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:03Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:59Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:52Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:51Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:49Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:47Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:44Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:43Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:39Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:38Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:35Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:34Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:33Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:32Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:31Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:29Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:28Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:27Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:25Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:23Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:22Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:21Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:20Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:19Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:18Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:17Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:16Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:14Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:11Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:05Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:02Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:01Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:00Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:59Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:58Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:57Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:55Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:49Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:48Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:47Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:45Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:43Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:42Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:39Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:37Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:35Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:27Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:24Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:23Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:21Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:20Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:19Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:15Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:14Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:11Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:07Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:03Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:53Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:51Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:43Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:39Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:35Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:33Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:31Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:27Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:23Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:19Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:17Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:16Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:15Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:14Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:11Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:07Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:06Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:03Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:02Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:59Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:55Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:47Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:43Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:37Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:35Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:31Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:28Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:25Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:19Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:18Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:12Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:11Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:08Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:07Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:06Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:05Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:03Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:59Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:55Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:51Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:43Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:40Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:39Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:38Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:36Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:35Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:34Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:30Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:29Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:24Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:23Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:16Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:13Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:05Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:04Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:03Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:56Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:55Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:53Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:48Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:47Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:41Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:33Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:29Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:25Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:24Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:22Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:18Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:15Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:13Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:12Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:06Caption #-81
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:05Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:04Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:02Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:56Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:51Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:50Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:49Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:41Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:34Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:33Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:28Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:21Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:20Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:19Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:16Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:15Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:13Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:12Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:07Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:03Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:01Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:59Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:54Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:53Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:51Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:50Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:47Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:43Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:32Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:25Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:24Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:15Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:14Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:13Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:11Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:08Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:05Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:00Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:53Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:51Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:50Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:49Caption #428

Board [Post Message]


There are 37 messages for this day.
<reddman> WHAT did we do to deserve THIS?? Thank you Mort!!!
<mypalmike> That gumby isn't exactly small.
<Lauren> Just so the rest of you monkies know what sorts of captioning opportunities we are missing while Mort is ... missing, I thought I'd share three. Maybe we can get a captioning contest going on here,

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

...news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> I'll start:

Photo 1: It was an udder disASSter.

Photo 2: I felt like somebody's painted pony (bet you were thinking I would make another ASS caption here.)

Photo 3: But still I won "Breast in Show."

<reddman> we want Mort
<Kumiho> Photo one: No matter how I dress I always feel like a heifer in fishnet stockings.
Photo two: I've tried all the fad diets, South Beach, Atkins, even that crazy Chinese flower petal diet.
Photo three: But it doesn't make any diiference I'll never slim down enough to capture the fickle love of Tzu Tzan Li the Dragonlady.

Okay, not nearly as funny as yours Lauren.

<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<Allen> 1: Check out the teats on this one. Udderly gorgeous.
2: Yeah, some chicks really overdo it with the makeup.
3: I agree, but sometimes it really gets me hot if it's done just right.
<JP> 1: The more I drink
2: the prettier
3: they get

Got Milk?

<josh > POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<josh > can you tell me what this is all about
<JP> Now, far be it from me to step on anyone's toes, but is there anyone here web-literate enough who has the time to take over Mort's slack? By that, I mean, create MEPopia anew through terraforming? Or by designing a site just like this one?
<reddman> not me....I'm just a web slacking strap hanger on monkey....
<Kumiho> And I'm the poster-child for HTML For Dummies, so no, can't help you there.
<mypalmike> I've thought of doing it. I even have webhosting with php and mysql...
<mypalmike> The only drawback would be the shear amount of bandwidth Allen sends to the site would be costly.
<mypalmike> OK, OK. I put up a very early alpha version of my caption contest on www.mypalmike.com. :)
<Allen> Everyone else is using more bandwidth to look at my captions than I use to post them. I appreciate the attention and love I get, not to mention the immense respect for being a prolific MEPlander, but the few bytes of text I publish per week is not going to break anyone. I could easily fit all the captions I've made thusfar on a since Commodore 64 floppy diskette, so please calm thyselves. Love and kisses... -Allen
<JP> OK, my caption is:

"Hello, kids! Smoke crack!"

www.mypalmike.com RULEZ! :)

<Kumiho> A very early version.
My caption ''You'll let me stick it where?''
<3Suns> Ike, does it have perl?
<mypalmike> I don't believe it has mod_perl. But evenif it did, egads, I hate perl. :)
<mypalmike> Allen, I was totally kidding! Your captions are indeed enjoyed by all here!
<mypalmike> Kumiho - that's just sick. I think.
<mypalmike> Hey, at the top of msn.com, there's this random "click here" thing that says "Instant answer: What's an axolotl?". Wacky.
<mypalmike> OK, www.mypalmike.com is vaguely functional. Rough edges abound.
<Kumiho> ::pouts:: Okay, so when Elvis does it it's crass, but when I make a crack about sex it's sick? Why can't I just get called crass?
<JP> ::snif:: nobody ever calls me sick or crass... nobody even calls me..
<Allen> The posts at www.mypalmike.com are just plain sick...thank you very much. Next show at 10 o'clock.
<Mort> I could set some code so that someone else could update the images. Of course you should all fight over who that should be. That would be the best solution I think.
<Carol stopping by> For something completely different, there is the New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest, where the aim is to write the worst caption for this week's actual contest cartoon.
<Carol stopping by> Oops, that didn't work sorry:
...radosh.net...
<mypalmike> Apparently, the New Yorker has an actual captioning contest...

...www.cartoonbank.com...

<JP> I nominate Allen to update the images. Then, when he burns out (as scientists predict), you can take over again after a well-deserved rest, Mort.
<Mort> :)
<Allen> Would someone like to second the motion, or just let me know how I can update the photos?
<Kumiho> I second the notient. -er, motion.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post