[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I AM THE BIG ROCK OF DESTRUCTION



PESKY HUMANS YOU CAN NOT DIG A HOLE DEEP ENOUGH TO ESCAPE MY DEVASTATION



UH OH TIGERS

run away run away
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 75 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:33Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:32Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:31Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:30Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:29Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:26Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:25Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:22Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:21Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:18Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:17Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:15Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:14Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:13Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:12Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:11Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:10Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:09Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:07Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:06Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:05Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:02Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:01Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker04:03:00Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:59Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:58Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:57Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:56Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:55Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:53Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:51Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:49Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:48Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:47Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:46Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:45Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:44Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:43Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:41Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:39Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:37Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:33Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:31Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:29Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:28Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:25Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:24Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:21Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:20Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:19Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:18Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:17Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:16Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:15Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:14Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:13Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:12Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:09Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:05Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker04:02:01Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:57Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:56Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:54Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:53Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:52Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:49Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:48Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:45Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:44Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:41Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:39Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:37Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:36Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:35Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:34Caption #444

Board [Post Message]



i have decided to abolish punctuation

what good is it anyway
There are 20 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Punctuation is the human equivalent of the tags in HTML.
<Kumiho> this looks like the fish I caught the one time I was taken fishing

...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Anonymous Coward> aswellasgettingridofpunctuationletsdropspacesandcapitalizationtoothatwillmakeallthedifference
<David Byrden> Why don't we get rid of spelling, because then dsoi jkfw lkjwer sa fdposid sjk rfkew fdsjkls?
<mypalmike> I just found out that zebra mussels affect everyone. ...wwwaux.cerc.cr.usgs.gov...
<3Suns> That looks like the 26th in a series of silly public-service announcements.
<ajiav> I think punctuation is okay, spelling, too. Grammar is the fun thing to play with.
<guyPaulo> Do zebra mussels taste good?
<3Suns> They're about the size of pistachios, guyp. Not exactly convenient, even if they did taste good.
<Kumiho> bet you could make a decent broth from them tho'
<Carol> ajiav grammar ARE the fun thing
<Nick> "Grammar is the fun thing to play with." Shame on you ending the sentence with a preposition! Playing with grammar is fun to do!
<Der> Blah Blah Blah...M!
<guyPaulo> I ain't got no dang use for no grammer! Y'all can take yer high-falutin' book-learnin' and kiss my grits!
<ajiav> if no first spake grammar proper monkeys un-understand ajiav's point when
<David Byrden> Grammar serves two functions; one, as a courtesy to the listener, it eases the task of deciphering what is said; and second, as a practical matter, it disambiguates the communication.
<guyPaulo> Ohhh yesssss......"disambiguate"...that sounds awful sexy....mmmmmmmm baby......
<Axolotl> Everybody, wish my friend a happy birthday!
<Everybody> Happy birthday, Axolotl's friend!
<JulieK> Mort today's comic is the best ever! (Happy birthday axolotl's friend)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post