[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 442 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:39Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:38Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:37Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:36Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:35Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:34Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:33Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:32Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:30Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:29Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:28Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:26Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:25Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:24Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:23Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:21Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:20Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:19Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:18Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:17Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:15Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:14Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:11Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:10Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:09Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:08Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:07Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:06Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:05Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:04Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:03Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:02Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:01Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:00Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:59Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:58Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:57Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:56Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:55Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:53Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:52Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:51Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:50Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:49Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:48Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:46Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:45Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:41Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:38Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:37Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:34Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:33Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:32Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:31Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:29Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:28Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:27Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:26Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:25Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:24Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:23Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:22Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:21Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:19Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:18Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:17Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:14Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:13Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:10Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:08Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:06Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:05Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:04Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:02Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:01Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:00Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:59Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:58Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:57Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:56Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:54Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:53Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:52Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:51Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:50Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:48Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:47Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:46Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:45Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:44Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:42Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:41Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:40Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:39Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:38Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:35Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:34Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:33Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:31Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:30Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:29Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:27Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:26Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:25Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:23Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:22Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:21Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:20Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:19Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:18Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:17Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:16Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:14Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:13Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:12Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:11Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:10Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:08Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:06Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:05Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:04Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:03Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:02Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:01Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:58Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:57Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:56Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:53Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:52Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:51Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:49Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:48Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:47Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:46Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:45Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:43Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:42Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:41Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:40Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:39Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:38Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:37Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:36Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:35Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:33Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:31Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:30Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:29Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:28Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:27Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:26Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:25Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:23Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:22Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:21Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:20Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:19Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:17Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:16Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:15Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:13Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:12Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:11Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:09Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:08Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:07Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:06Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:05Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:03Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:01Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:59Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:58Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:57Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:56Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:55Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:53Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:49Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:48Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:47Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:45Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:44Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:43Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:41Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:40Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:39Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:38Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:36Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:34Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:33Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:32Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:29Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:27Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:26Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:25Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:24Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:21Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:20Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:19Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:17Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:16Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:15Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:12Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:11Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:10Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:08Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:06Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:05Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:04Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:03Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:02Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:01Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:00Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:59Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:58Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:57Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:56Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:55Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:53Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:52Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:51Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:50Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:48Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:45Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:44Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:41Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:40Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:39Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:38Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:37Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:33Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:31Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:29Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:25Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:24Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:23Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:21Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:19Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:18Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:17Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:15Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:13Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:12Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:09Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:07Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:05Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:02Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:01Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:58Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:57Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:55Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:53Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:50Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:49Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:43Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:41Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:40Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:39Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:37Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:36Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:34Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:33Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:32Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:31Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:29Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:28Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:27Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:26Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:25Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:23Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:22Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:21Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:19Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:18Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:17Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:16Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:15Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:14Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:13Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:10Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:09Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:08Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:07Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:06Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:05Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:04Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:02Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:01Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:00Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:59Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:58Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:57Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:54Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:50Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:48Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:46Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:45Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:42Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:41Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:38Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:37Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:34Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:33Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:31Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:30Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:27Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:25Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:23Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:22Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:21Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:18Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:17Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:14Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:11Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:10Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:09Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:07Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:05Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:04Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:03Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:02Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:00Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:59Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:58Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:57Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:55Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:54Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:52Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:51Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:49Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:48Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:47Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:46Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:45Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:44Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:43Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:42Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:41Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:39Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:37Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:36Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:35Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:34Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:32Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:31Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:30Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:29Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:28Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:27Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:24Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:23Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:22Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:21Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:19Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:18Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:17Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:16Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:15Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:14Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:13Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:12Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:11Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:09Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:07Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:06Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:03Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:02Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:01Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:59Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:58Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:57Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:55Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:53Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:51Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:49Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:48Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:47Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:46Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:45Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:44Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:43Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:41Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:40Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:38Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:36Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:35Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:34Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:33Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:32Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:30Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:29Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:28Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:27Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:25Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:24Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:22Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:21Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:20Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:19Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:16Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:13Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:12Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:11Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:10Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:08Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:07Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:05Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:04Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:03Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:00Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:57Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:56Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:55Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:54Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:52Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:51Caption #-78
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:50Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:49Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:47Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:44Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:42Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:41Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:40Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:39Caption #-39

Board [Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.


There are 39 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.
<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.
<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.
<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.
<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.
<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.
<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.
<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!
<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."
<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.
<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day
<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day
<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.
<Jmofwiw> 
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.
<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.
<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.
<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?
<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.
<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.
<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.
<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?
<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.
<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.
<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.
<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.
<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.
<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.
<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'
<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.
<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."
<Carol> Elmo maybe.
<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.
<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.
<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.
<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.
<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day
<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post