[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 381 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:00Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:59Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:58Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:57Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:56Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:55Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:54Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:53Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:52Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:51Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:50Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:49Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:48Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:47Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:46Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:45Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:44Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:43Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:42Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:40Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:39Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:38Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:36Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:35Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:33Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:32Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:31Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:30Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:29Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:28Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:27Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:23Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:21Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:18Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:14Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:07Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:02Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:50Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:49Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:47Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:41Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:39Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:38Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:37Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:35Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:34Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:33Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:31Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:29Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:23Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:19Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:15Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:14Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:08Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:06Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:05Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:04Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:03Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:02Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:01Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:00Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:59Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:58Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:56Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:53Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:50Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:46Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:43Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:39Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:37Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:35Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:33Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:32Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:31Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:28Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:26Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:24Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:23Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:22Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:21Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:20Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:19Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:17Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:16Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:15Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:14Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:12Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:11Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:10Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:09Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:07Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:06Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:05Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:04Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:02Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:01Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:00Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:59Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:58Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:56Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:55Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:54Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:53Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:52Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:51Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:49Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:48Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:47Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:45Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:43Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:41Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:40Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:39Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:38Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:37Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:35Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:34Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:33Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:31Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:30Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:29Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:28Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:27Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:26Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:24Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:23Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:21Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:20Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:18Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:15Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:13Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:11Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:09Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:08Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:06Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:05Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:04Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:03Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:02Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:01Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:00Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:59Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:58Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:56Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:55Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:54Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:52Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:51Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:48Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:47Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:46Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:45Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:44Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:43Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:41Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:39Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:37Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:36Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:35Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:34Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:33Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:32Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:31Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:30Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:29Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:27Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:26Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:23Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:20Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:19Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:18Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:17Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:16Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:15Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:14Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:11Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:09Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:08Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:07Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:05Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:04Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:03Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:02Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:59Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:58Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:56Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:55Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:53Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:51Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:50Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:49Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:48Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:47Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:45Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:43Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:42Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:39Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:38Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:35Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:31Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:30Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:28Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:27Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:23Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:20Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:19Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:16Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:11Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:09Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:02Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:01Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:58Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:56Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:55Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:54Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:50Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:49Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:46Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:45Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:44Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:43Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:42Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:40Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:39Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:36Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:32Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:30Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:29Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:27Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:23Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:20Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:19Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:18Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:17Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:12Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:11Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:10Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:09Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:08Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:07Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:05Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:03Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:02Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:00Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:59Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:58Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:57Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:56Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:53Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:50Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:48Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:47Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:46Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:44Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:43Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:38Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:37Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:36Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:35Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:33Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:31Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:30Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:28Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:27Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:26Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:25Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:23Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:20Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:19Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:18Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:17Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:16Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:15Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:13Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:12Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:11Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:10Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:09Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:08Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:07Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:05Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:03Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:01Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:59Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:58Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:57Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:56Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:55Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:53Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:50Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:49Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:48Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:47Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:45Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:44Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:43Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:42Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:41Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:39Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:38Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:35Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:33Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:32Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:31Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:30Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:29Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:28Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:27Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:23Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:22Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:19Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:18Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:15Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:13Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:12Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:11Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:10Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:09Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:07Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:04Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:00Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:59Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:58Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:57Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:55Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:54Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:52Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:51Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:49Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:48Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:46Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:44Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:43Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:42Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:39Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:36Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:34Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:33Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:32Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:31Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:30Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:29Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:28Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:27Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:27Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:26Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:25Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:24Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:21Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:19Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:18Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:17Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:16Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:15Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:14Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:13Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:12Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:10Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:08Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:07Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:06Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:04Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:03Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:02Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:00Caption #203

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post