[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 390 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:26Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:24Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:23Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:18Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:16Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:15Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:13Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:11Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:10Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:08Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:06Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:05Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:03Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker00:56:02Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:56Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:55Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:54Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:51Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:50Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:49Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:48Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:47Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:46Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:46Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:44Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:42Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:40Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:34Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:31Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:28Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:27Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:26Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:25Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:24Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:23Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:22Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:21Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:18Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:15Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:14Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:12Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:11Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:10Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:09Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:08Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:07Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:05Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:04Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:03Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:02Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker00:55:00Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:58Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:57Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:56Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:55Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:54Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:53Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:48Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:45Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:44Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:43Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:41Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:40Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:39Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:38Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:37Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:30Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:29Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:28Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:27Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:26Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:23Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:22Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:19Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:18Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:17Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:16Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:15Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:14Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:13Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:11Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:10Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:09Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:08Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:06Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:01Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:59Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:58Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:56Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:55Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:54Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:53Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:52Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:47Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:45Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:44Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:41Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:40Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:39Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:37Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:36Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:35Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:30Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:29Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:28Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:27Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:24Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:21Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:16Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:15Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:14Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:13Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:12Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:11Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:10Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:09Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:07Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:06Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:05Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:04Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:02Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:01Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:59Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:58Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:57Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:56Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:55Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:54Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:53Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:50Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:47Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:46Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:45Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:44Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:43Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:42Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:41Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:40Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:33Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:32Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:31Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:30Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:29Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:27Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:26Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:25Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:22Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:20Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:19Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:18Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:17Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:16Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:15Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:14Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:11Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:08Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:07Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:06Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:05Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:04Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:03Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:01Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:59Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:58Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:57Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:56Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:55Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:54Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:53Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:51Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:50Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:49Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:48Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:47Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:41Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:40Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:38Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:37Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:36Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:35Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:34Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:33Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:30Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:29Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:28Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:24Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:23Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:21Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:18Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:16Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:11Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:10Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:09Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:08Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:07Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:06Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:05Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:03Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:02Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:01Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:00Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:59Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:58Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:55Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:54Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:53Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:52Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:51Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:49Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:48Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:47Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:46Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:43Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:42Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:41Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:40Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:39Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:38Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:37Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:36Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:35Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:34Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:33Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:32Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:30Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:28Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:26Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:25Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:23Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:22Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:21Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:20Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:19Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:18Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:16Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:15Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:13Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:12Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:10Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:09Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:08Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:07Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:05Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:04Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:03Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:02Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:00Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:59Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:58Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:57Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:56Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:55Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:54Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:53Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:51Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:46Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:45Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:44Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:42Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:41Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:39Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:38Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:37Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:36Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:35Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:34Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:32Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:31Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:30Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:29Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:28Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:27Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:24Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:23Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:22Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:18Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:17Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:16Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:15Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:14Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:11Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:09Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:08Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:07Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:06Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:05Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:02Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:01Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:00Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:58Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:57Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:56Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:55Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:54Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:53Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:52Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:51Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:50Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:49Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:47Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:46Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:44Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:43Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:42Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:41Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:39Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:30Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:29Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:27Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:25Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:24Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:21Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:20Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:18Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:16Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:12Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:11Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:10Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:08Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:06Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:05Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:04Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker00:48:02Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:57Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:56Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:50Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:48Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:47Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:46Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:45Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:44Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:43Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:42Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:41Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:40Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:39Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:38Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:37Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:36Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:35Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:34Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:33Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:28Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:23Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:22Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:21Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:19Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:18Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:16Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:13Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:12Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:11Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:10Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:09Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:08Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:05Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:04Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker00:47:03Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:59Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:58Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:54Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:52Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:47Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:46Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:45Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:44Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:37Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:36Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:34Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:33Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:32Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:31Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:30Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:28Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:27Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:46:26Caption #152

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post