[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 366 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:14Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:13Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:12Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:11Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:10Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:09Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:08Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:07Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:06Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:04Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:03Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:02Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:01Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker06:11:00Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:58Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:57Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:56Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:54Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:53Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:52Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:50Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:49Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:48Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:47Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:46Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:45Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:44Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:43Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:38Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:37Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:36Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:35Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:34Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:33Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:32Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:31Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:23Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:22Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:15Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:14Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:13Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:12Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:11Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:10Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:09Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:08Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:06Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:02Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:00Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:59Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:58Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:57Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:56Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:55Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:54Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:53Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:51Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:49Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:48Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:47Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:46Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:45Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:44Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:43Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:42Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:41Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:40Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:39Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:38Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:36Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:35Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:28Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:27Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:26Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:25Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:24Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:23Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:22Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:21Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:20Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:19Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:08Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:05Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:04Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:03Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:02Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:01Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:00Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:59Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:58Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:57Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:52Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:51Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:50Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:49Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:48Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:47Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:46Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:44Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:42Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:41Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:40Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:39Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:38Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:37Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:36Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:35Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:34Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:33Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:30Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:29Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:28Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:27Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:26Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:25Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:24Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:18Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:17Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:13Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:09Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:08Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:07Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:06Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:05Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:04Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:03Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:02Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:01Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:58Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:52Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:51Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:50Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:49Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:48Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:47Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:45Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:42Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:40Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:39Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:38Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:37Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:36Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:35Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:33Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:31Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:28Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:27Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:25Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:24Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:23Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:22Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:21Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:20Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:19Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:11Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:03Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:02Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:01Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker06:07:00Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:59Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:58Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:57Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:56Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:55Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:54Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:52Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:51Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:50Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:49Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:48Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:47Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:46Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:45Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:44Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:42Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:41Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:40Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:40Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:38Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:37Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:36Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:34Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:30Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:29Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:24Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:23Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:22Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:21Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:20Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:19Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:18Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:16Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:15Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:12Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:10Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:09Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:05Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:04Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:02Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker06:06:00Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:59Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:58Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:57Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:56Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:54Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:52Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:51Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:49Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:47Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:44Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:42Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:40Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:39Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:38Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:37Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:36Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:35Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:34Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:31Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:30Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:29Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:27Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:24Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:23Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:22Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:21Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:20Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:17Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:16Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:13Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:11Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:10Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:07Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:06Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:03Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:01Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:00Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:59Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:58Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:56Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:51Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:46Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:45Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:41Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:37Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:36Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:33Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:32Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:31Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:28Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:23Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:22Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:21Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:14Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:12Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:11Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:10Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:09Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:04Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:01Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:59Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:58Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:56Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:54Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:53Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:52Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:51Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:50Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:49Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:48Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:47Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:46Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:45Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:44Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:43Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:42Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:41Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:40Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:39Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:38Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:37Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:36Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:35Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:34Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:33Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:32Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:31Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:30Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:29Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:28Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:27Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:26Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:25Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:24Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:23Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:22Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:21Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:20Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:19Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:18Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:17Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:16Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:15Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:14Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:13Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:12Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:11Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:10Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:09Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:08Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:07Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:06Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:05Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:03Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:02Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:00Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:58Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:57Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:55Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:52Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:51Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:48Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:44Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:41Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:40Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:38Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:35Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:32Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:31Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:29Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:28Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:26Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:25Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:22Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:20Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:13Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:10Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:07Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:05Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:04Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:02Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:54Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:52Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:51Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:49Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:46Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:45Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:43Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:40Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:39Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:34Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:28Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:25Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:23Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:18Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:17Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:15Caption #27

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post