[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I first fell in love with his X-Ray, such sturdy ribs and robust rigid vertebrae.
It was obvious he loved to eat.

By the time he was an out patient of the hospital I was totally enraptured by his husky man mounds and his adorable shyness during sponge baths.

For each day after he left the hospital I sent him a rubber duckie to remind him of me.
Unfortunately that was all the evidence they needed to send me away for twenty years.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 62 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:22Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:21Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:19Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:18Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:17Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:17Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:12Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:08Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:06Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:04Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker06:10:00Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:59Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:58Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:56Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:53Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:52Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:51Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:50Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:49Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:48Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:46Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:41Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:37Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:36Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:34Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:33Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:32Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:31Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:27Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:26Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:23Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:22Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:20Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:19Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:18Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:17Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:15Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:13Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:12Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:11Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:05Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:04Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:04Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker06:09:02Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:59Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:58Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:52Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:51Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:50Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:47Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:46Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:45Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:44Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:43Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:42Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:41Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:34Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:33Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:32Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:29Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:26Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker06:08:25Caption #157

Board [Post Message]

A slightly risky story today. I also borrowed some other peoples "man tits" line and altered it slightly, I was very amused by the concept of "shoot angry ticks out of my nipples!" by slide two days ago.

In fact there were some very clever and excellent alternative captions, some that made me ponder and others that made me shoot vodka through my nose.

There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post