[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 329 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:33Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:32Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:31Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:28Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:26Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:25Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:21Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:20Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:18Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:15Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:12Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:11Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:10Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:09Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:08Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:05Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:04Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:03Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:02Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:45:00Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:59Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:58Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:55Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:54Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:51Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:50Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:49Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:46Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:45Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:44Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:43Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:41Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:40Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:39Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:38Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:36Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:22Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:21Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:20Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:19Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:18Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:16Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:15Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:14Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:04Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:02Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:44:00Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:58Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:57Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:56Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:54Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:48Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:46Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:41Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:38Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:37Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:34Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:32Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:31Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:30Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:29Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:28Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:27Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:25Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:22Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:21Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:19Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:18Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:17Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:12Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:07Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:06Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:05Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:03Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker17:43:02Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:59Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:56Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:54Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:53Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:52Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:42Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:40Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:39Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:38Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:37Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:32Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:31Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:28Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:25Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:21Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:20Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:19Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:18Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:17Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:16Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:15Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:09Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:08Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:07Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:42:06Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:58Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:56Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:55Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:46Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:44Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:43Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:42Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:40Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:39Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:38Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:37Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:36Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:32Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:29Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:28Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:27Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:26Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:25Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:21Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:18Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:17Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:15Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:14Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:13Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:12Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:09Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:07Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:06Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:04Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker17:41:02Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:58Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:57Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:55Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:54Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:53Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:52Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:51Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:46Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:45Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:43Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:42Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:40Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:39Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:38Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:36Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:35Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:32Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:31Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:30Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:29Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:23Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:22Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:21Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:20Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:18Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:17Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:16Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:15Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:13Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:12Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:11Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:10Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:08Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:06Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:05Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:04Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:03Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:02Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:40:01Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:59Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:58Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:57Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:56Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:55Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:54Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:53Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:52Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:51Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:50Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:49Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:48Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:47Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:46Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:45Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:44Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:43Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:42Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:41Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:40Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:37Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:36Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:35Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:34Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:33Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:31Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:29Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:28Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:25Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:22Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:21Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:16Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:15Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:14Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:11Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:09Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:08Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:07Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:06Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:04Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:03Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:01Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:39:00Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:59Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:58Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:56Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:53Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:52Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:51Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:50Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:49Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:48Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:47Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:43Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:39Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:37Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:36Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:35Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:34Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:33Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:31Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:30Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:29Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:27Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:26Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:25Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:23Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:21Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:20Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:17Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:14Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:13Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:04Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:02Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:01Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:00Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:56Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:55Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:54Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:53Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:51Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:50Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:48Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:46Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:44Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:43Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:42Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:41Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:40Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:39Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:32Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:31Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:30Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:23Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:22Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:18Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:17Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:16Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:13Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:12Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:11Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:08Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:07Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:06Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:03Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:02Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:01Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:00Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:59Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:58Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:57Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:55Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:54Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:53Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:52Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:51Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:50Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:49Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:48Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:47Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:46Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:45Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:44Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:42Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:32Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:30Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:29Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:25Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:24Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:23Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:22Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:17Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:13Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:11Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:10Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:06Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:02Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:01Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:00Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:59Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:55Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:49Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:48Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:46Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:44Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:36Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:35Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:34Caption #823

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post