[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 350 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:16Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:15Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:14Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:13Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:12Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:11Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:10Caption #-79
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:09Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:08Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:07Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:03Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:01Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:55Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:53Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:49Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:47Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:46Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:45Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:44Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:43Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:42Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:41Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:40Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:39Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:37Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:36Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:33Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:32Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:29Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:25Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:24Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:20Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:19Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:18Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:14Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:12Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:11Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:10Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:09Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:08Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:07Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:06Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:05Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:04Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:03Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:02Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:01Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:00Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:58Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:56Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:52Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:51Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:50Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:45Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:43Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:40Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:36Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:33Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:29Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:27Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:25Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:22Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:21Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:20Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:19Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:18Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:17Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:14Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:09Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:08Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:05Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:04Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:03Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:02Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:01Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:00Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:59Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:58Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:57Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:56Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:55Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:54Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:52Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:50Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:49Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:45Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:40Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:39Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:38Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:37Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:36Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:35Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:34Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:33Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:32Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:31Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:30Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:29Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:28Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:27Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:26Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:24Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:23Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:22Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:21Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:20Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:19Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:18Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:17Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:16Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:15Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:14Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:13Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:12Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:09Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:08Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:07Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:06Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:05Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:04Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:03Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:01Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:58Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:57Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:54Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:53Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:52Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:51Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:50Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:48Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:46Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:45Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:43Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:41Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:40Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:38Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:37Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:36Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:35Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:34Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:33Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:32Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:31Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:30Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:28Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:27Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:26Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:25Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:24Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:23Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:22Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:21Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:20Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:19Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:18Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:17Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:16Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:15Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:14Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:13Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:12Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:11Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:10Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:09Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:05Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:02Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:01Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:57Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:56Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:53Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:48Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:47Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:45Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:40Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:37Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:36Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:33Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:30Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:25Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:21Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:17Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:16Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:15Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:14Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:13Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:12Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:11Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:10Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:09Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:05Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:04Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:03Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:02Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:01Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:00Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:59Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:58Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:57Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:56Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:55Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:54Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:53Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:52Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:51Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:50Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:49Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:48Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:47Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:46Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:45Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:44Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:41Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:39Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:36Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:32Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:31Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:26Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:25Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:22Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:21Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:19Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:18Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:17Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:16Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:15Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:14Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:13Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:12Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:11Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:10Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:09Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:08Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:07Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:06Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:05Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:01Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:57Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:56Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:54Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:52Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:50Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:46Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:42Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:40Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:38Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:37Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:34Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:31Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:26Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:25Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:24Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:17Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:13Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:12Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:09Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:05Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:04Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:02Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:58Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:57Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:54Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:53Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:52Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:51Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:50Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:49Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:48Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:47Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:46Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:45Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:44Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:43Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:42Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:41Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:40Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:39Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:38Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:37Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:36Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:35Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:34Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:30Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:29Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:25Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:23Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:22Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:20Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:19Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:18Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:17Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:15Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:10Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:09Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:07Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:06Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:05Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:04Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:03Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:02Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:01Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:59Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:58Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:57Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:54Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:49Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:47Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:46Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:45Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:41Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:37Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:36Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:35Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:33Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:32Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:31Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:30Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:21Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:19Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:12Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:11Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:09Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:08Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:07Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:05Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:02Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:51Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:47Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:41Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:40Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:38Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:37Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:36Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:25Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:24Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:23Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:22Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:21Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:20Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:17Caption #901

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)


There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post