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Most Emailed Photos - 01/18/2006

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My new roommate seemed fine at first,

until that one time he came back at 3am drunk...

...and sang the lyrics to Scorpian all night long.

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Axolotl> The arachnid in the third pane is a pseudoscorpion. They are just a few millimetres long and completely harmless. Cute little bugs, really!

<Kumiho> Do they make good pets? I had a tarantula once that I enjoyed watching.

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<JP> They make great pets, and are high in protein.

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