Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2004

by guyPaulo

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My life had gone from bad to worse. First, my wife ran off with my 90 year old grandad, saying that I was just a deviant pervert while he was a real traditional man.

Then, I developed a strange, itching boil on my left testicle. The repugnant pustule soon eclipsed my manhood in size, and began oozing profusely whenever I moved.

I guess all that pig-f*cking had finally caught up with me.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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This week's rich, trophy-wife toting old man is:

guyPaulo.

The suckling pigs of life are: Fu Manchu, ElvisThePelvis and Luminaire.

There are 4 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> That last photo makes me thirsty for a tall, cold glass of sow's milk.

<Mort> Oh, the joys of farm life!

<guyPaulo> I'm back in the saddle again!

<superwoman biatch> Congrats honey!

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