Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2004

by guyPaulo

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My life had gone from bad to worse. First, my wife ran off with my 90 year old grandad, saying that I was just a deviant pervert while he was a real traditional man.

Then, I developed a strange, itching boil on my left testicle. The repugnant pustule soon eclipsed my manhood in size, and began oozing profusely whenever I moved.

I guess all that pig-f*cking had finally caught up with me.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This week's rich, trophy-wife toting old man is:

guyPaulo.

The suckling pigs of life are: Fu Manchu, ElvisThePelvis and Luminaire.

There are 4 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> That last photo makes me thirsty for a tall, cold glass of sow's milk.

<Mort> Oh, the joys of farm life!

<guyPaulo> I'm back in the saddle again!

<superwoman biatch> Congrats honey!

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