"We got married last month, remember? Then we had our honeymoon. It was amazing - pure fireworks!
You've been forgetting your medication again, haven't you, honeypie?
By the way, could you sign this will?"
"Yeah, whatever you say, broad, you're in the will.
Just don't let your tits go to ruin like my last wife."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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