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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2004 by Fu Manchu
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"Who the hell are you?"

"I'm your wife, silly!"


"We got married last month, remember? Then we had our honeymoon. It was amazing - pure fireworks!

You've been forgetting your medication again, haven't you, honeypie?

By the way, could you sign this will?"


"Yeah, whatever you say, broad, you're in the will.

Just don't let your tits go to ruin like my last wife."

(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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