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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/04/2004 by Axolotl
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My career as a supervillain is so over.

First I got voted "Worst costume" at the annual Evildoers Ball.

Then my learned the hard way that you should never buy cheap adamatium faceplates on the internet.

But worst was when I got captured and shaved by Sailor Bile and Cadmium Girl...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This Week's Erotically Painted Man is

Axolotl



The one-eyed flesh-weasels are: Jmofwiw, Couch Potato and guyPaulo.

There are 10 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Indian transvestities always scared me as a kid.
<guyPaulo> Crap its lonely being the only monkie on the main board....
<ajiav> you're not alone, we're just watching you from the safety of the woods.
<Mort> I guess no one feels like talking anymore.
<morticia> this is a tough one...dont see any stellar captions coming from this picture combo
<3Suns> I don't know, we've had much worse wednesday combos in the past.
<Kumiho> Looks like I missed this contest. ::shrugs:: maybe next time
<guyPaulo> Morticia, maybe we've all written so many good captions in the past that only the extordinary ones stand out now.
<ElvisThePelvis> Well I'll always vote for skull-fucking.

tee-hee

<Axolotl> I'm so happy! I didn't prepare a speech, but I wish to thank my maganger, the other caption monkies, Usagi Tsukino, .... ...


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