[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/13/2004 by 3Suns
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"Mohammed, look! I think we're in paradise! These must be some of the 72 virgins I was promised! I'll look for the others later, I can only handle 4 at a time anyway."

"You can keep them, Abdul. I've got that one."

"Why's she grinning like that? And what's with the red get-up and the fiery whip?"

"OOH NOO! Allah forgive us! Mohammed, we're in hell! And here comes a sodomoccubus!"
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 314 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:23Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:20Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:18Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:15Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:13Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:12Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:10Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:09Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:06Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:05Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:04Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:02Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:00Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:58Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:57Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:56Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:55Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:54Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:52Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:51Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:50Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:47Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:46Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:44Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:42Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:41Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:40Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:38Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:36Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:31Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:30Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:28Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:26Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:24Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:23Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:22Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:21Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:20Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:16Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:15Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:14Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:12Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:11Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:10Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:07Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:06Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:04Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:02Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:56Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:52Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:51Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:49Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:48Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:47Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:44Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:41Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:38Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:36Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:35Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:24Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:23Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:19Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:18Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:17Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:13Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:12Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:08Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:06Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:04Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:03Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:02Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:58Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:57Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:56Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:53Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:52Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:51Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:50Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:49Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:47Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:46Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:44Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:39Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:37Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:36Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:35Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:34Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:33Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:32Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:31Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:30Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:29Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:25Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:24Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:21Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:19Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:10Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:09Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:08Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:07Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:05Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:04Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:01Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:00Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:59Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:55Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:53Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:50Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:47Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:46Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:45Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:43Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:39Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:36Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:34Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:33Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:32Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:31Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:30Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:29Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:27Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:26Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:25Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:21Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:20Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:18Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:15Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:14Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:12Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:01Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:59Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:58Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:55Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:53Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:51Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:50Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:49Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:48Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:47Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:46Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:45Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:44Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:43Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:42Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:41Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:40Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:37Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:36Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:35Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:34Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:33Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:32Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:31Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:29Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:25Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:23Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:21Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:14Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:13Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:12Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:11Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:10Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:08Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:07Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:06Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:05Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:04Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:03Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:02Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:55Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:54Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:53Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:52Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:47Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:43Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:42Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:40Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:39Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:35Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:33Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:32Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:31Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:29Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:28Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:26Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:25Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:24Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:23Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:16Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:15Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:14Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:12Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:11Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:07Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:06Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:05Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:04Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:03Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:01Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:59Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:53Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:52Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:51Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:50Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:39Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:36Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:34Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:33Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:31Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:29Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:28Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:27Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:24Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:20Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:13Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:12Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:11Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:10Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:09Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:07Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:06Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:03Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:00Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:56Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:55Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:49Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:48Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:46Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:46Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:43Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:41Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:40Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:36Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:35Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:29Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:26Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:25Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:24Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:23Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:22Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:21Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:20Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:19Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:17Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:16Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:15Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:13Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:11Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:10Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:09Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:08Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:03Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:02Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:01Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:58Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:56Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:55Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:54Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:53Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:49Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:48Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:47Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:45Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:41Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:40Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:35Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:34Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:33Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:32Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:31Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:29Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:28Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:26Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:25Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:24Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:21Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:18Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:16Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:15Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:13Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:11Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:10Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:09Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:08Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:06Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:05Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:04Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:03Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker09:26:02Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:58Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:57Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:50Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:48Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:47Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:44Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:42Caption #994
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:41Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:40Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:38Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:37Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:34Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:33Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:32Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:30Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:29Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:28Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker09:25:27Caption #49

Board [Post Message]

This week's Sensational Sodomoccubus is:

3Suns


The confused bearephants are: Axolotl, guyPaulo and David Byrden


There are 30 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> I had a weird dream last night, that Mort let one of the other Monkies run this site on weekend on a rotating basis, but instead of pictures y'all posted singe words that me then had to make work together, and each person tried to find stranger and stranger words. Jmofwiw won with "polk, kith, and stirrup-cup."
<Jmofwiw> When Polk, the 11th President of the United States, went to Washington for the first time, his kith served him a stirrup-cup and sent him on his merry way.

You mean like that?

Someone mentioned the other day that it was strange that people dream about MEP. I agree... but I'm honored to be haunting your subconscious.

<guyPaulo> Mort does need to let us run MEP on the weekends though! As it is now, I have 2 WHOLE DAYS per week in which I actually have to do stuff and interact with real people instead of come here. It starting to suck.
<Mort> That would mean trusting a monkie.
<obtuse> Or upgrading someone to a gorilla.
<gorillaPaulo> I understand if you don't want to allow ftp access to MEP itself, Mort. But maybe you could set up a sister-site, just for weekend usage, and make it easy to for visitors to jump from regularMEP over to weekendMEP. Maybe like a day-sensitive javascript that redirects visitors at mostemailed.xidus.net over to "weekendMEP.net" on Saturday and Sunday. Then you could give the ftp info to the guest-gorilla of the week. Set it up where we could just transfer "Img1" "Img2 and "Img3" without having to touch the scary php stuff.
<Mort> It's simpler than that. I just need to set up a different form where you can upload the images as well as input the captions.

Then write a little documentation, and extra hair and blood for voodoo dolls in case of trouble...

<obtuse> Why not just preselect images from the Friday crop (doesn't have to be top 3), and have a default caption like Wednesdays? Call it Free-For-All Weekends or something.
<obtuse> Oooh! If they'd be around, the winner of Guest Wednesday could get honorary Image Gorilla priveleges.
<Mort> "There is nothing like the hands-on touch of hired goons." - Charles Montgomery Burns.
<ajiav> What is different about MEP that inspires dreams? Do any of you who dream about MEP ever dream about any other on-line site or the people on them?
<ajiav> Guest Gorilla Day sounds dangerous. I imagine most of us could be trusted, but what of troublesome outsiders? Might they not find a way to abuse it?
<guyPaulo> Mort could have some kind of automatic backup plan to load 6 pre-selected images and a generic board message like "MonkieX was too lazy to post this weekend's pictures, so here they are. blah (Random Mort Rant goes here) blah
<Mort> Are you sure you want my Rants back on this website?
<3Suns> Sure. And while you're at it you can put your Pants back on too.
<Kumiho> Hey Mort, just 'cuz I had a weird dream doesn't mean you should trust us monkies, I mean... we talk crap and ED all the time, but I'm not too keen in actually *SEEING* it on this site. My two won.
<obtuse> Guest Gorilla day was just an idle thought - you could still have the site on autopilot over the weekend.
<guyPaulo> I think that we need a guest-host on the weekends to drive up interest. If it was just on autopilot, then I think people wouldn't be as interested.
<Mort> Well it already is on autopilot. I leave friday's up all weekend.
<lovemaster>  il ove those women
<lovemaster> i love them so much
<fuck> i love sex
<nooboutsider> how bout this guys: on the weekends you can have a life!do what you feel is interesting , other then wasting time on this! like fuckingwomen and clubbing you worthless pieces of shit
<mort> yeah well fuck you asshole
<nooboutsider> haha thats not mort you idiot
<Luke> I want real, big, close-up pictures of naked women.
<?????> iknow right
<> NAKED WOMEN ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<missworld> men2.. y u just show that women only?
<Jasmine> Hey do u guys know any of the women up the in the black undergarments ?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post