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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/13/2004 by 3Suns
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"Mohammed, look! I think we're in paradise! These must be some of the 72 virgins I was promised! I'll look for the others later, I can only handle 4 at a time anyway."

"You can keep them, Abdul. I've got that one."

"Why's she grinning like that? And what's with the red get-up and the fiery whip?"

"OOH NOO! Allah forgive us! Mohammed, we're in hell! And here comes a sodomoccubus!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This week's Sensational Sodomoccubus is:

3Suns


The confused bearephants are: Axolotl, guyPaulo and David Byrden


There are 30 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> I had a weird dream last night, that Mort let one of the other Monkies run this site on weekend on a rotating basis, but instead of pictures y'all posted singe words that me then had to make work together, and each person tried to find stranger and stranger words. Jmofwiw won with "polk, kith, and stirrup-cup."
<Jmofwiw> When Polk, the 11th President of the United States, went to Washington for the first time, his kith served him a stirrup-cup and sent him on his merry way.

You mean like that?

Someone mentioned the other day that it was strange that people dream about MEP. I agree... but I'm honored to be haunting your subconscious.

<guyPaulo> Mort does need to let us run MEP on the weekends though! As it is now, I have 2 WHOLE DAYS per week in which I actually have to do stuff and interact with real people instead of come here. It starting to suck.
<Mort> That would mean trusting a monkie.
<obtuse> Or upgrading someone to a gorilla.
<gorillaPaulo> I understand if you don't want to allow ftp access to MEP itself, Mort. But maybe you could set up a sister-site, just for weekend usage, and make it easy to for visitors to jump from regularMEP over to weekendMEP. Maybe like a day-sensitive javascript that redirects visitors at mostemailed.xidus.net over to "weekendMEP.net" on Saturday and Sunday. Then you could give the ftp info to the guest-gorilla of the week. Set it up where we could just transfer "Img1" "Img2 and "Img3" without having to touch the scary php stuff.
<Mort> It's simpler than that. I just need to set up a different form where you can upload the images as well as input the captions.

Then write a little documentation, and extra hair and blood for voodoo dolls in case of trouble...

<obtuse> Why not just preselect images from the Friday crop (doesn't have to be top 3), and have a default caption like Wednesdays? Call it Free-For-All Weekends or something.
<obtuse> Oooh! If they'd be around, the winner of Guest Wednesday could get honorary Image Gorilla priveleges.
<Mort> "There is nothing like the hands-on touch of hired goons." - Charles Montgomery Burns.
<ajiav> What is different about MEP that inspires dreams? Do any of you who dream about MEP ever dream about any other on-line site or the people on them?
<ajiav> Guest Gorilla Day sounds dangerous. I imagine most of us could be trusted, but what of troublesome outsiders? Might they not find a way to abuse it?
<guyPaulo> Mort could have some kind of automatic backup plan to load 6 pre-selected images and a generic board message like "MonkieX was too lazy to post this weekend's pictures, so here they are. blah (Random Mort Rant goes here) blah
<Mort> Are you sure you want my Rants back on this website?
<3Suns> Sure. And while you're at it you can put your Pants back on too.
<Kumiho> Hey Mort, just 'cuz I had a weird dream doesn't mean you should trust us monkies, I mean... we talk crap and ED all the time, but I'm not too keen in actually *SEEING* it on this site. My two won.
<obtuse> Guest Gorilla day was just an idle thought - you could still have the site on autopilot over the weekend.
<guyPaulo> I think that we need a guest-host on the weekends to drive up interest. If it was just on autopilot, then I think people wouldn't be as interested.
<Mort> Well it already is on autopilot. I leave friday's up all weekend.
<lovemaster>  il ove those women
<lovemaster> i love them so much
<fuck> i love sex
<nooboutsider> how bout this guys: on the weekends you can have a life!do what you feel is interesting , other then wasting time on this! like fuckingwomen and clubbing you worthless pieces of shit
<mort> yeah well fuck you asshole
<nooboutsider> haha thats not mort you idiot
<Luke> I want real, big, close-up pictures of naked women.
<?????> iknow right
<> NAKED WOMEN ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<missworld> men2.. y u just show that women only?
<Jasmine> Hey do u guys know any of the women up the in the black undergarments ?


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