Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/13/2004

by 3Suns

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

"Mohammed, look! I think we're in paradise! These must be some of the 72 virgins I was promised! I'll look for the others later, I can only handle 4 at a time anyway."

"You can keep them, Abdul. I've got that one."

"Why's she grinning like that? And what's with the red get-up and the fiery whip?"

"OOH NOO! Allah forgive us! Mohammed, we're in hell! And here comes a sodomoccubus!"

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 233 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:13 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:12 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:11 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:05 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:04 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:03 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:02 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:00 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:55 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:54 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:53 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:52 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:51 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:50 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:47 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:44 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:43 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:40 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:39 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:38 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:37 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:36 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:35 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:34 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:33 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:30 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:29 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:24 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:23 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:22 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:21 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:19 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:14 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:13 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:09 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:08 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:07 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:03 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:01 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:59 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:58 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:57 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:56 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:55 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:54 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:53 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:52 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:51 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:50 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:49 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:46 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:44 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:43 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:42 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:41 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:36 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:35 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:34 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:33 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:32 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:31 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:30 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:29 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:28 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:26 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:25 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:24 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:23 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:21 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:20 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:19 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:18 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:16 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:15 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:14 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:11 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:04 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:02 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:00 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:54 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:52 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:50 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:49 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:47 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:45 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:44 Caption #-48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:39 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:30 Caption #-49

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:20 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:15 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:13 Caption #-60

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:12 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:07 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:04 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:01 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:00 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:58 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:49 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:48 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:47 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:43 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:38 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:36 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:31 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:25 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:15 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:09 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:07 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:02 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:00 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:57 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:56 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:55 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:51 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:47 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:44 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:43 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:39 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:35 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:21 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:05 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:59 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:58 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:54 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:52 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:45 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:44 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:43 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:41 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:39 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:28 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:24 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:23 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:19 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:16 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:13 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:12 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:11 Caption #-55

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:10 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:09 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:08 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:07 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:07 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:55 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:50 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:49 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:43 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:42 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:41 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:40 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:39 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:38 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:37 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:36 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:32 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:29 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:23 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:22 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:16 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:14 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:13 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:12 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:11 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:10 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:09 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:05 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:04 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:03 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:02 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:00 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:59 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:58 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:57 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:56 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:54 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:53 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:52 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:51 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:50 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:49 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:48 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:47 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:46 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:43 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:42 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:41 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:37 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:34 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:29 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:28 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:27 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:25 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:20 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:19 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:18 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:10 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:07 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:04 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:59 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:58 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:57 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:56 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:50 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:45 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:42 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:41 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:40 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:39 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:38 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:37 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:36 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:35 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:34 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:33 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:32 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:31 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:30 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:27 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:26 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:25 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:19 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:10 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:08 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:00 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:59 Caption #950

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:58 Caption #952

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:53 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:44 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:43 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:40 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:30 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:26 Caption #252

Board

[Post Message]

This week's Sensational Sodomoccubus is:

3Suns

The confused bearephants are: Axolotl, guy Paulo and David Byrden

There are 30 messages for this day.

<Kumiho> I had a weird dream last night, that Mort let one of the other Monkies run this site on weekend on a rotating basis, but instead of pictures y'all posted singe words that me then had to make work together, and each person tried to find stranger and stranger words. Jmofwiw won with "polk, kith, and stirrup-cup."

<Jmofwiw> When Polk, the 11th President of the United States, went to Washington for the first time, his kith served him a stirrup-cup and sent him on his merry way.

You mean like that?

Someone mentioned the other day that it was strange that people dream about MEP. I agree... but I'm honored to be haunting your subconscious.

<guyPaulo> Mort does need to let us run MEP on the weekends though! As it is now, I have 2 WHOLE DAYS per week in which I actually have to do stuff and interact with real people instead of come here. It starting to suck.

<Mort> That would mean trusting a monkie.

<obtuse> Or upgrading someone to a gorilla.

<gorillaPaulo> I understand if you don't want to allow ftp access to MEP itself, Mort. But maybe you could set up a sister-site, just for weekend usage, and make it easy to for visitors to jump from regularMEP over to weekendMEP. Maybe like a day-sensitive javascript that redirects visitors at mostemailed.xidus.net over to "weekendMEP.net" on Saturday and Sunday. Then you could give the ftp info to the guest-gorilla of the week. Set it up where we could just transfer "Img1" "Img2 and "Img3" without having to touch the scary php stuff.

<Mort> It's simpler than that. I just need to set up a different form where you can upload the images as well as input the captions.

Then write a little documentation, and extra hair and blood for voodoo dolls in case of trouble...

<obtuse> Why not just preselect images from the Friday crop (doesn't have to be top 3), and have a default caption like Wednesdays? Call it Free-For-All Weekends or something.

<obtuse> Oooh! If they'd be around, the winner of Guest Wednesday could get honorary Image Gorilla priveleges.

<Mort> "There is nothing like the hands-on touch of hired goons." - Charles Montgomery Burns.

<ajiav> What is different about MEP that inspires dreams? Do any of you who dream about MEP ever dream about any other on-line site or the people on them?

<ajiav> Guest Gorilla Day sounds dangerous. I imagine most of us could be trusted, but what of troublesome outsiders? Might they not find a way to abuse it?

<guyPaulo> Mort could have some kind of automatic backup plan to load 6 pre-selected images and a generic board message like "MonkieX was too lazy to post this weekend's pictures, so here they are. blah (Random Mort Rant goes here) blah

<Mort> Are you sure you want my Rants back on this website?

<3Suns> Sure. And while you're at it you can put your Pants back on too.

<Kumiho> Hey Mort, just 'cuz I had a weird dream doesn't mean you should trust us monkies, I mean... we talk crap and ED all the time, but I'm not too keen in actually *SEEING* it on this site. My two won.

<obtuse> Guest Gorilla day was just an idle thought - you could still have the site on autopilot over the weekend.

<guyPaulo> I think that we need a guest-host on the weekends to drive up interest. If it was just on autopilot, then I think people wouldn't be as interested.

<Mort> Well it already is on autopilot. I leave friday's up all weekend.

<lovemaster> il ove those women

<lovemaster> i love them so much

<fuck> i love sex

<nooboutsider> how bout this guys: on the weekends you can have a life!do what you feel is interesting , other then wasting time on this! like fuckingwomen and clubbing you worthless pieces of shit

<mort> yeah well fuck you asshole

<nooboutsider> haha thats not mort you idiot

<Luke> I want real, big, close-up pictures of naked women.

<?????> iknow right

<> NAKED WOMEN ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<missworld> men2.. y u just show that women only?

<Jasmine> Hey do u guys know any of the women up the in the black undergarments ?

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post