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Most Emailed Photos - 09/19/2004 by Kumiho
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Once again I traversted the eerie grave yard, the only luminesence, the ghostly moonlight, and my only comfort.

For while I had dabbled in the Dark Arts and abandoned myself to earthly pleasures when I was younger,

I knew the devil in high heels was never far behind me and would catch up with me soon to drag me off to Hell...


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Poetic beauty.

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