[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/29/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dammit tails, I lose again!

Now I understand why I have to ride your sister's bike,

but why do I have to wear her tutu too?
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 324 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:16Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:15Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:14Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:13Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:10Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:05Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:03Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:01Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:58Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:55Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:54Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:53Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:52Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:51Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:49Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:47Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:46Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:43Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:42Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:41Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:40Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:38Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:33Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:28Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:27Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:26Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:25Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:22Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:21Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:20Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:18Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:16Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:14Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:13Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:11Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:09Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:06Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:05Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:02Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:01Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:58Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:55Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:51Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:50Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:49Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:48Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:47Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:46Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:45Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:42Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:41Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:39Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:37Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:35Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:31Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:30Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:27Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:26Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:25Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:24Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:21Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:20Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:16Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:13Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:12Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:11Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:10Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:09Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:05Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:04Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:55Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:52Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:50Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:49Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:45Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:44Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:43Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:41Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:30Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:22Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:21Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:18Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:16Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:15Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:13Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:12Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:08Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:06Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:01Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker23:40:00Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:59Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:52Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:50Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:45Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:39Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:38Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:37Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:36Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:35Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:34Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:33Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:32Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:30Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:24Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:22Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:21Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:14Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:13Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:12Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:11Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:10Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:09Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:08Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:03Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:39:00Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:57Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:52Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:50Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:46Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:43Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:41Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:40Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:39Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:38Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:37Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:36Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:33Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:31Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:30Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:28Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:27Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:26Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:24Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:21Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:20Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:17Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:16Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:15Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:13Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:11Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:10Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:09Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:07Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:06Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:05Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:02Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:01Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:00Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:59Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:58Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:56Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:55Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:54Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:51Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:50Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:49Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:48Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:47Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:46Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:45Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:40Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:39Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:37Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:36Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:35Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:32Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:31Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:27Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:26Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:25Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:22Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:21Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:20Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:18Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:16Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:15Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:11Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:09Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:08Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:07Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:06Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:05Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:04Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:03Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:00Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:59Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:58Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:56Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:55Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:51Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:50Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:49Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:48Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:45Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:44Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:43Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:40Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:39Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:38Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:36Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:35Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:30Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:28Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:26Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:25Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:22Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:20Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:19Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:15Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:14Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:13Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:12Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:11Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:10Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:07Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:06Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:05Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:04Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:03Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:02Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:01Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:00Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:59Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:58Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:57Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:56Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:55Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:54Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:53Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:52Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:51Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:50Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:49Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:47Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:46Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:45Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:44Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:41Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:40Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:38Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:36Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:34Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:32Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:31Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:30Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:29Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:28Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:27Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:25Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:24Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:18Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:14Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:13Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:12Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:11Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:10Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:08Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:01Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:00Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:59Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:58Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:57Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:54Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:52Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:50Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:48Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:42Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:41Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:40Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:39Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:37Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:35Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:34Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:33Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:30Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:29Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:28Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:26Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:21Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:20Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:19Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:18Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:17Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:16Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:14Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:11Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:10Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:08Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:07Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:04Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:00Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:55Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:49Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:48Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:46Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:45Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:44Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:42Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:39Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:37Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:34Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:30Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:29Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:28Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:27Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:26Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:24Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:23Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:22Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:20Caption #282

Board [Post Message]

I guess I stole the most predictable and unfunny caption... but I couldn't resist typing "tutu too".


There are 20 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> You're getting very good at this, Mort.

Some might say... too good.

<Mark> mmm indeed.. I propose two weeks where Mort must provide different special events .. where his captionig space MUST hold the rules to the special caption day.

That'll learn him!

<Lauren> Ummm.... Mark? Haven't you heard? Mort runs this little world and he makes the rules. He doesn't have to follow them.
<Kumiho> People are odd... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<obtuse> ...www.kompressorforpresident.com...
I love his stance on abortion.
<Kumiho> He can't run for Pez, he's not a native born citizen!
<Mort> Eh? Too good at being predictable and unfunny perhaps.
I do make up the rules, don't I? Maybe I'll make it so it adds "Mort is teh sexy" at the end of each comment.
I know I have to do what Mark suggested about the long urls, damn Yahoo.
<Lauren> Mort, could I suggest 'Personal Day' where each caption has to be about the author? Or perhaps we should have guyPaulo day, where each caption has to include guy's brother Fred and an ED punchline? Maybe we could try to write captions in a specific style......
<David Byrden> I've always thought MEP rocks;
Unpredictable, like Forrest's chocs.
Though you may think it trite,
I suggest that we write
A limerick in each caption box.
<guyPaulo> I would be terribly flattered if there was a "guyPaulo themeDay" where all captions had to have ExpDia referrences. If we want to include my fictional retarded brother Fred in the captions too, then all's the better.
<Lauren> Fred's fictional??? Then who is the person I have been housing and feeding for the past two weeks, guy? I even bought him new blades for his skates.
<Kumiho> ::giggles:: looks like you've been had, Lauren.
<guyPaulo> Fred is real, he's just not challenged. My last post should read "fictionally-retarded brother." See, he's not really retarded, he just pretends to be to get sympathy. It's all an act, even the seizures and explosive diarrhea.

He's my idol.

<Lauren> ...and a very good actor.
<yoyology> I have a much better candidate than you, obtuse.

...goats.com...

<Mark> Re: 2nd Post .. Lauren, meet Joke. Joke, meet Lauren. Now, you two kids play nice.
<apple juice is an instigator> fight!
<guyPaulo> what??? did I miss Something?
<Mark> Nahh, I'm just being an ass. Sorry Lauren, your post caught me before I had my morning coffee - and was up most the night with the baby.

Mort is teh sexy

<Mort> Wow I didn't even add that "Mort is teh sexy" myself.

Yoyo - I have a "Republicans for Voldemort" t-shirt.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post