[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/29/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dammit tails, I lose again!

Now I understand why I have to ride your sister's bike,

but why do I have to wear her tutu too?
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 385 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:43Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:42Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:41Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:40Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:39Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:37Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:36Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:35Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:34Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:33Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:32Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:31Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:30Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:28Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:27Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:26Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:25Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:24Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:23Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:22Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:21Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:20Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:19Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:16Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:12Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:09Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:08Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:07Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:06Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:04Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker21:58:00Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:58Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:56Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:53Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:52Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:51Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:50Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:49Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:48Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:47Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:46Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:45Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:44Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:43Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:42Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:41Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:40Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:39Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:38Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:37Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:36Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:35Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:34Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:33Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:32Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:31Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:30Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:29Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:28Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:24Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:23Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:20Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:19Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:16Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:12Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:10Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:08Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:06Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:05Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:04Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:03Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:02Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:01Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker21:57:00Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:59Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:56Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:55Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:54Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:53Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:52Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:51Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:50Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:49Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:48Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:46Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:45Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:44Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:42Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:41Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:40Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:39Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:38Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:37Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:36Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:35Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:34Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:33Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:32Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:31Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:29Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:28Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:25Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:24Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:23Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:22Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:21Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:19Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:18Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:16Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:15Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:14Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:13Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:12Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:11Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:10Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:09Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:08Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:07Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:06Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:05Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:04Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:03Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:02Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:01Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker21:56:00Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:59Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:58Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:57Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:56Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:55Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:54Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:52Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:51Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:50Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:49Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:48Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:48Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:46Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:45Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:44Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:43Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:40Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:39Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:36Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:32Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:28Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:26Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:25Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:24Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:23Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:22Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:21Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:20Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:20Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:18Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:17Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:16Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:15Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:14Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:13Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:12Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:11Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:10Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:09Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:08Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:04Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:00Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:59Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:57Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:56Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:54Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:52Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:48Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:46Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:44Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:43Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:41Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:40Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:39Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:38Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:36Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:34Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:33Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:28Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:24Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:23Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:22Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:21Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:20Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:19Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:18Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:17Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:16Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:12Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:11Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:10Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:09Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:07Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:06Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:04Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:01Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:00Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:56Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:54Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:52Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:49Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:48Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:44Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:43Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:40Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:39Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:36Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:33Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:32Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:28Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:25Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:24Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:21Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:20Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:19Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:18Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:17Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:16Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:12Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:11Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:10Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:08Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:07Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:06Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:05Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:04Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:00Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:56Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:52Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:49Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:48Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:47Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:44Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:41Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:40Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:39Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:36Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:35Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:32Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:28Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:24Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:23Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:22Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:21Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:20Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:16Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:12Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:09Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:08Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:07Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:04Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:03Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:01Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:00Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:57Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:56Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:54Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:52Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:49Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:48Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:44Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:40Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:36Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:32Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:31Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:29Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:28Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:24Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:23Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:20Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:16Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:12Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:11Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:09Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:08Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:07Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:06Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:05Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:04Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:00Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:59Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:57Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:56Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:52Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:51Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:49Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:48Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:47Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:46Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:44Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:43Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:42Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:41Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:40Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:38Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:36Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:35Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:32Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:31Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:28Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:26Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:24Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:23Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:21Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:20Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:19Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:18Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:17Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:16Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:12Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:11Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:08Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:04Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:03Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:02Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:01Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:00Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:58Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:57Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:56Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:55Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:52Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:50Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:49Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:48Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:47Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:45Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:44Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:42Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:40Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:39Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:38Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:37Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:36Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:34Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:33Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:32Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:30Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:28Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:27Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:26Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:24Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:23Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:22Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:21Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:20Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:19Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:16Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:13Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:12Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:11Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:09Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:08Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:05Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:04Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:00Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:57Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:56Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:55Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:54Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:53Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:52Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:51Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:50Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:48Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:46Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:44Caption #420

Board [Post Message]

I guess I stole the most predictable and unfunny caption... but I couldn't resist typing "tutu too".


There are 20 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> You're getting very good at this, Mort.

Some might say... too good.

<Mark> mmm indeed.. I propose two weeks where Mort must provide different special events .. where his captionig space MUST hold the rules to the special caption day.

That'll learn him!

<Lauren> Ummm.... Mark? Haven't you heard? Mort runs this little world and he makes the rules. He doesn't have to follow them.
<Kumiho> People are odd... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<obtuse> ...www.kompressorforpresident.com...
I love his stance on abortion.
<Kumiho> He can't run for Pez, he's not a native born citizen!
<Mort> Eh? Too good at being predictable and unfunny perhaps.
I do make up the rules, don't I? Maybe I'll make it so it adds "Mort is teh sexy" at the end of each comment.
I know I have to do what Mark suggested about the long urls, damn Yahoo.
<Lauren> Mort, could I suggest 'Personal Day' where each caption has to be about the author? Or perhaps we should have guyPaulo day, where each caption has to include guy's brother Fred and an ED punchline? Maybe we could try to write captions in a specific style......
<David Byrden> I've always thought MEP rocks;
Unpredictable, like Forrest's chocs.
Though you may think it trite,
I suggest that we write
A limerick in each caption box.
<guyPaulo> I would be terribly flattered if there was a "guyPaulo themeDay" where all captions had to have ExpDia referrences. If we want to include my fictional retarded brother Fred in the captions too, then all's the better.
<Lauren> Fred's fictional??? Then who is the person I have been housing and feeding for the past two weeks, guy? I even bought him new blades for his skates.
<Kumiho> ::giggles:: looks like you've been had, Lauren.
<guyPaulo> Fred is real, he's just not challenged. My last post should read "fictionally-retarded brother." See, he's not really retarded, he just pretends to be to get sympathy. It's all an act, even the seizures and explosive diarrhea.

He's my idol.

<Lauren> ...and a very good actor.
<yoyology> I have a much better candidate than you, obtuse.

...goats.com...

<Mark> Re: 2nd Post .. Lauren, meet Joke. Joke, meet Lauren. Now, you two kids play nice.
<apple juice is an instigator> fight!
<guyPaulo> what??? did I miss Something?
<Mark> Nahh, I'm just being an ass. Sorry Lauren, your post caught me before I had my morning coffee - and was up most the night with the baby.

Mort is teh sexy

<Mort> Wow I didn't even add that "Mort is teh sexy" myself.

Yoyo - I have a "Republicans for Voldemort" t-shirt.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post