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Most Emailed Photos - 03/29/2004 by Mort
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Dammit tails, I lose again!

Now I understand why I have to ride your sister's bike,

but why do I have to wear her tutu too?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I guess I stole the most predictable and unfunny caption... but I couldn't resist typing "tutu too".


There are 20 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> You're getting very good at this, Mort.

Some might say... too good.

<Mark> mmm indeed.. I propose two weeks where Mort must provide different special events .. where his captionig space MUST hold the rules to the special caption day.

That'll learn him!

<Lauren> Ummm.... Mark? Haven't you heard? Mort runs this little world and he makes the rules. He doesn't have to follow them.
<Kumiho> People are odd... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<obtuse> ...www.kompressorforpresident.com...
I love his stance on abortion.
<Kumiho> He can't run for Pez, he's not a native born citizen!
<Mort> Eh? Too good at being predictable and unfunny perhaps.
I do make up the rules, don't I? Maybe I'll make it so it adds "Mort is teh sexy" at the end of each comment.
I know I have to do what Mark suggested about the long urls, damn Yahoo.
<Lauren> Mort, could I suggest 'Personal Day' where each caption has to be about the author? Or perhaps we should have guyPaulo day, where each caption has to include guy's brother Fred and an ED punchline? Maybe we could try to write captions in a specific style......
<David Byrden> I've always thought MEP rocks;
Unpredictable, like Forrest's chocs.
Though you may think it trite,
I suggest that we write
A limerick in each caption box.
<guyPaulo> I would be terribly flattered if there was a "guyPaulo themeDay" where all captions had to have ExpDia referrences. If we want to include my fictional retarded brother Fred in the captions too, then all's the better.
<Lauren> Fred's fictional??? Then who is the person I have been housing and feeding for the past two weeks, guy? I even bought him new blades for his skates.
<Kumiho> ::giggles:: looks like you've been had, Lauren.
<guyPaulo> Fred is real, he's just not challenged. My last post should read "fictionally-retarded brother." See, he's not really retarded, he just pretends to be to get sympathy. It's all an act, even the seizures and explosive diarrhea.

He's my idol.

<Lauren> ...and a very good actor.
<yoyology> I have a much better candidate than you, obtuse.

...goats.com...

<Mark> Re: 2nd Post .. Lauren, meet Joke. Joke, meet Lauren. Now, you two kids play nice.
<apple juice is an instigator> fight!
<guyPaulo> what??? did I miss Something?
<Mark> Nahh, I'm just being an ass. Sorry Lauren, your post caught me before I had my morning coffee - and was up most the night with the baby.

Mort is teh sexy

<Mort> Wow I didn't even add that "Mort is teh sexy" myself.

Yoyo - I have a "Republicans for Voldemort" t-shirt.


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