Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/29/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Dammit tails, I lose again!

Now I understand why I have to ride your sister's bike,

but why do I have to wear her tutu too?

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 320 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:29 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:28 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:27 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:26 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:24 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:23 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:16 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:15 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:10 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:06 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:57 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:51 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:45 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:40 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:39 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:38 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:37 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:29 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:28 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:27 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:26 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:15 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:07 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:06 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:04 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:02 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:00 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:59 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:56 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:54 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:44 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:40 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:39 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:33 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:30 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:29 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:28 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:27 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:26 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:17 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:13 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:09 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:08 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:05 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:56 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:54 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:52 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:43 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:42 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:41 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:40 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:39 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:36 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:33 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:31 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:29 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:28 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:27 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:26 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:25 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:24 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:20 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:17 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:16 Caption #-64

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:13 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:12 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:11 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:10 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:08 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:04 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:03 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:01 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:00 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:59 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:57 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:53 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:51 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:49 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:46 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:45 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:43 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:42 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:41 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:40 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:37 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:33 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:32 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:31 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:30 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:29 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:28 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:24 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:20 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:17 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:16 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:15 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:12 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:10 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:09 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:08 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:04 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:01 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:00 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:56 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:55 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:54 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:52 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:51 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:49 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:48 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:44 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:43 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:40 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:39 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:38 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:36 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:32 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:30 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:29 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:28 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:27 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:24 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:22 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:20 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:19 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:18 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:17 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:16 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:14 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:12 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:11 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:10 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:09 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:08 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:07 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:06 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:05 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:04 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:03 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:02 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:01 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:00 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:58 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:57 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:55 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:54 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:53 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:52 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:51 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:50 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:49 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:48 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:46 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:45 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:44 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:43 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:40 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:39 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:36 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:34 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:32 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:31 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:30 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:29 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:28 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:27 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:26 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:25 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:24 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:23 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:22 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:21 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:20 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:19 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:18 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:17 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:16 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:15 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:14 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:13 Caption #956

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:12 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:11 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:09 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:08 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:07 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:06 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:04 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:02 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:01 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:00 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:59 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:58 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:56 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:54 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:53 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:52 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:51 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:49 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:48 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:46 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:45 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:45 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:42 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:40 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:36 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:35 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:34 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:33 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:32 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:28 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:27 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:26 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:25 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:24 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:20 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:17 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:16 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:15 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:13 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:12 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:11 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:08 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:07 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:06 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:05 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:04 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:03 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:00 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:58 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:57 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:56 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:55 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:53 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:52 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:50 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:49 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:48 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:47 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:44 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:43 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:40 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:38 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:37 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:36 Caption #

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:33 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:33 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:32 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:31 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:29 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:28 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:24 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:23 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:22 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:20 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:19 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:16 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:15 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:14 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:13 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:12 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:11 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:10 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:08 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:05 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:04 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:03 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:02 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:01 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:00 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:57 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:56 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:52 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:51 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:49 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:48 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:47 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:46 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:44 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:42 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:40 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:39 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:38 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:36 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:35 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:34 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:33 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:32 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:30 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:28 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:26 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:24 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:23 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:20 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:16 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:15 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:12 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:11 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:08 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:04 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:01 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:00 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:55 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:54 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:53 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:52 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:49 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:48 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:46 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:45 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:44 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:41 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:40 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:36 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:35 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:34 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:32 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:30 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:29 Caption #622

Board

[Post Message]

I guess I stole the most predictable and unfunny caption... but I couldn't resist typing "tutu too".

There are 20 messages for this day.

<David Byrden> You're getting very good at this, Mort.

Some might say... too good.

<Mark> mmm indeed.. I propose two weeks where Mort must provide different special events .. where his captionig space MUST hold the rules to the special caption day.

That'll learn him!

<Lauren> Ummm.... Mark? Haven't you heard? Mort runs this little world and he makes the rules. He doesn't have to follow them.

<Kumiho> People are odd... ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<obtuse> ...www.kompressorforpresident.com...
I love his stance on abortion.

<Kumiho> He can't run for Pez, he's not a native born citizen!

<Mort> Eh? Too good at being predictable and unfunny perhaps.
I do make up the rules, don't I? Maybe I'll make it so it adds "Mort is teh sexy" at the end of each comment.
I know I have to do what Mark suggested about the long urls, damn Yahoo.

<Lauren> Mort, could I suggest 'Personal Day' where each caption has to be about the author? Or perhaps we should have guyPaulo day, where each caption has to include guy's brother Fred and an ED punchline? Maybe we could try to write captions in a specific style......

<David Byrden> I've always thought MEP rocks;
Unpredictable, like Forrest's chocs.
Though you may think it trite,
I suggest that we write
A limerick in each caption box.

<guyPaulo> I would be terribly flattered if there was a "guyPaulo themeDay" where all captions had to have ExpDia referrences. If we want to include my fictional retarded brother Fred in the captions too, then all's the better.

<Lauren> Fred's fictional??? Then who is the person I have been housing and feeding for the past two weeks, guy? I even bought him new blades for his skates.

<Kumiho> ::giggles:: looks like you've been had, Lauren.

<guyPaulo> Fred is real, he's just not challenged. My last post should read "fictionally-retarded brother." See, he's not really retarded, he just pretends to be to get sympathy. It's all an act, even the seizures and explosive diarrhea.

He's my idol.

<Lauren> ...and a very good actor.

<yoyology> I have a much better candidate than you, obtuse.

...goats.com...

<Mark> Re: 2nd Post .. Lauren, meet Joke. Joke, meet Lauren. Now, you two kids play nice.

<apple juice is an instigator> fight!

<guyPaulo> what??? did I miss Something?

<Mark> Nahh, I'm just being an ass. Sorry Lauren, your post caught me before I had my morning coffee - and was up most the night with the baby.

Mort is teh sexy

<Mort> Wow I didn't even add that "Mort is teh sexy" myself.

Yoyo - I have a "Republicans for Voldemort" t-shirt.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post