[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Master Dinkie, bastard son of Miss Twinkles, detested the creepy movements of flightless birds.

He sent forth Baroness "Hate Skate" Cohen to do his dirty work.

The penguins didn't have a chance.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 364 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:10Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:09Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:06Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:05Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:04Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:03Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:02Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker13:47:00Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:59Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:56Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:55Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:54Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:53Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:52Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:50Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:48Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:47Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:44Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:43Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:42Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:39Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:38Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:37Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:36Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:33Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:32Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:30Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:28Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:23Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:20Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:19Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:18Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:17Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:16Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:14Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:13Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:12Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:11Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:10Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:08Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:07Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:06Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:04Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:03Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:02Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:01Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:46:00Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:59Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:58Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:57Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:55Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:54Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:53Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:51Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:49Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:48Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:46Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:44Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:42Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:41Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:40Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:39Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:37Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:36Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:34Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:33Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:32Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:29Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:28Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:22Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:21Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:19Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:16Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:15Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:12Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:11Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:09Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:07Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:06Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:05Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:04Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:03Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:01Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker13:45:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:59Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:54Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:53Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:51Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:50Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:49Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:48Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:44Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:42Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:40Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:38Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:37Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:35Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:32Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:30Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:29Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:27Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:26Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:25Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:24Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:23Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:22Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:21Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:19Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:18Caption #993
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:12Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:11Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:09Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:06Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:05Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:04Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:01Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:00Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:59Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:58Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:54Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:51Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:50Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:47Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:46Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:45Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:43Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:42Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:41Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:40Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:39Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:33Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:32Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:31Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:30Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:29Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:25Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:24Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:23Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:20Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:18Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:17Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:16Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:13Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:12Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:11Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:10Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:09Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:01Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:00Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:59Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:58Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:56Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:55Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:54Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:50Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:48Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:43Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:42Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:41Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:40Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:39Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:38Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:37Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:34Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:32Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:32Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:30Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:27Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:26Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:24Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:23Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:21Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:20Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:19Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:16Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:15Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:14Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:11Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:10Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:09Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:05Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:04Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:02Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:01Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:59Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:58Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:56Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:53Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:52Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:51Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:50Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:49Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:48Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:47Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:46Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:45Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:43Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:32Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:31Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:30Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:29Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:28Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:27Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:26Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:24Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:23Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:22Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:21Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:20Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:17Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:16Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:15Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:13Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:12Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:11Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:10Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:09Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:07Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:06Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:05Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:04Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:03Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:01Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:00Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:56Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:55Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:53Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:52Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:51Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:49Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:48Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:43Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:42Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:40Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:39Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:38Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:37Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:35Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:34Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:32Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:28Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:27Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:24Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:23Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:22Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:20Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:18Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:16Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:15Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:14Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:13Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:08Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:06Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:04Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:01Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:55Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:54Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:53Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:51Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:49Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:48Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:47Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:46Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:44Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:43Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:41Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:40Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:38Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:37Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:34Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:33Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:31Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:30Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:29Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:27Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:26Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:25Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:24Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:23Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:21Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:19Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:17Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:14Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:13Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:12Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:11Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:10Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:09Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:06Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:05Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:04Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:03Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:02Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:00Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:59Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:55Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:52Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:44Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:38Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:37Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:36Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:35Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:34Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:31Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:29Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:28Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:27Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:26Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:25Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:24Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:23Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:22Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:21Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:18Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:17Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:16Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:15Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:14Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:11Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:09Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:08Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:07Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:06Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:05Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:03Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:02Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:01Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:00Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:59Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:57Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:56Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:55Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:53Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:49Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:45Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:43Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:41Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:39Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:38Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:37Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:35Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:30Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:28Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:27Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:26Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:25Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:24Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:22Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:21Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:20Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:19Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:18Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:17Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:16Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:15Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:13Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:12Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:11Caption #-23

Board [Post Message]

Absolute truths, circa 1997


The number of people that die of potato related deaths in Russia per year is higher than the population of Denmark.

The average internet user has 68% less chance of being in a relationship than other people who do not use the internet.

Most people believe that Tuesday is the longest day of the week and Wednesday is the most common day for concieving children.

The spatula was origianlly created as a highly useful torture device in medieval Belgium.

The Oroca Indians of South America are currently the most accomplished human taxidermist.

The common domestic ferret was the first cavity searching device developed by the spanish inquisition.

The average full grown everglades Alligator can consume up to 7 humans in one meal.

Gorillas have enormous nostrils because of large fingers.

The average watch is 18 minutes slow.

The number of people run over by buses in Britain last year is equal to the number of people killed by telephones in Mexico.

Shakespeare was a mutton cook while writing his most famous plays.

Buckingham palace was built on the site of a hamster breeding farm.

The average man breathes 108 times during sex, the average woman breathes 68 times.

The average internet user spends 42% of the time waiting while online.

somewhere.com is the most asked for internet domain.

Norwegian Females are on average 6 inches taller than the average male.

The deep blue Puffer fish can suck harder than the average vacuume cleaner.

The average time to eating is 2 hours and 15 minutes, ie too long.

The last time a human was killed by a penguin was in 1978, his name was Norman "skip" Kriugs.

94% of female Austrians have never seen a men's urinal.

The Pope is required by medieval church canon law to shave his body hair once a year.

It is has been scientifically proved that hair loss is linked to snoring.


There are 18 messages for this day.
<jordie3> No way.
<Popeshaver> I am sorry but the penultimate rumor is true. So sadly true...*sobs*
<Lauren> Tuesday IS the longest day of the week and 42% hourglassing seems about right to me for internet use (but I still use a dial-up connection). Last night I had the opportunity to monitor my own breathing and that of my partner and can tell you that #13 has to be wrong. Although I lost count somewhere around 2,000, I was definitely ahead at that point. The rest seem pretty unrealistic, and I wouldn't have believed them if Popeshaver hadn't confirmed the next to last.
<guyPaulo> Here's an interesting tidbit. The average respitory rate for adults is 12-18 breaths per minute. If you assume twice that rate for sex (24-36, average is 30), then 108/30= 3 minutes 36 seconds is the average time for the average man to have sex.
<Hysterical Woman> 86% percent of people blindly believe in any stats, no matter what the source.
<Jellyloo> 'Stinkopated' is not a word but I think it should be. 96% of doctors agree.
<Mort> What would it mean Jellyloo dear?
<Kumiho> Funny I was sure this photo would make it on today's three pictures.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
I mean, after bottles of 40oz being passed around, it seemed natural.
Or are you forbiding any more monkey pix, Mort?
<Jellyloo> Stinkopated: To suffer a short loss of consciousness due to bad smells?
<guyPaulo> Hopefully, that monkie pic will be saved for the next "Meta Day."
<Mort> I actually can't smell right now, damn allergies.

I didn't even see the monkie pic when I chose the images last night. I hope it does stay for meta day.

<mypalmike> You can smell, and you do.
<Starbug> Over one's lifetime, the average person will eat eight spiders while sleeping.
<guyPaulo> It's saterday night and I'm lit! WHOOOOHH!!!
<Carol> It's Sunday morning, how ya doing now? Did you enjoy the spiders?
Also: mypalmike is giving me bratty-brother flashbacks.
<Mort> I was rudely woken up by the sheriffs' department charity fund asking for donations. My religious beliefs forbid me to give money to anyone who wakes me up while other people are in church.
I mean if you can't enjoy sleeping in on Sunday while others are sitting uncomfortably getting sermon'D to, then where's the fun in being atheist?
<obtuse> 
<obtuse> Er. I was going to scold guy for doing the web-equivalent of drunk-dialing, but I'm probably in much the same state right now. Hence the double post. Peace out, granola dome.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post