[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Master Dinkie, bastard son of Miss Twinkles, detested the creepy movements of flightless birds.

He sent forth Baroness "Hate Skate" Cohen to do his dirty work.

The penguins didn't have a chance.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 457 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:52Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:51Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:50Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:49Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:47Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:46Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:45Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:44Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:43Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:42Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:41Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:40Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:39Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:38Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:37Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:36Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:35Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:33Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:32Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:31Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:30Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:29Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:28Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:27Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:26Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:25Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:24Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:23Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:22Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:21Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:20Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:19Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:18Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:17Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:16Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:15Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:14Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:13Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:12Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:11Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:10Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:09Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:08Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:07Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:06Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:05Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:04Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:03Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:02Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:01Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:00Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:58Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:57Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:56Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:55Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:54Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:53Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:52Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:51Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:50Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:49Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:48Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:46Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:45Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:44Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:43Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:42Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:41Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:40Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:39Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:38Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:37Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:36Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:35Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:34Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:33Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:32Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:31Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:30Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:29Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:28Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:27Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:26Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:25Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:24Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:23Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:22Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:21Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:20Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:19Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:18Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:17Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:16Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:15Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:14Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:13Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:12Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:11Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:10Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:09Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:08Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:07Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:06Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:05Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:03Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:02Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:00Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:56Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:53Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:52Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:51Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:50Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:49Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:48Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:47Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:46Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:44Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:43Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:42Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:41Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:40Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:39Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:38Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:37Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:36Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:35Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:34Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:33Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:32Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:31Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:30Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:29Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:28Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:27Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:25Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:24Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:23Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:22Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:21Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:19Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:18Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:17Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:16Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:15Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:14Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:13Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:10Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:09Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:07Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:06Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:04Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:03Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:02Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:01Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:57Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:56Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:54Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:52Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:51Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:49Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:46Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:44Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:41Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:40Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:36Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:35Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:34Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:32Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:31Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:30Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:27Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:26Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:24Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:23Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:22Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:21Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:19Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:18Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:17Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:16Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:15Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:14Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:12Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:11Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:08Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:06Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:05Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:03Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:02Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:01Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:59Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:58Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:57Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:54Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:52Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:51Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:49Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:48Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:44Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:43Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:41Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:40Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:38Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:37Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:35Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:33Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:32Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:30Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:28Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:27Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:26Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:25Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:24Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:22Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:21Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:19Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:17Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:14Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:12Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:11Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:10Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:07Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:06Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:04Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:02Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:01Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:00Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:58Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:57Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:53Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:52Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:50Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:49Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:48Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:47Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:46Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:45Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:44Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:42Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:40Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:39Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:38Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:37Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:36Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:35Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:34Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:33Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:32Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:31Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:30Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:29Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:28Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:26Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:25Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:24Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:23Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:22Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:21Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:20Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:19Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:18Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:17Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:16Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:14Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:13Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:12Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:11Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:10Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:09Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:08Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:07Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:05Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:04Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:03Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:02Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:01Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:59Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:58Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:57Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:56Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:55Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:54Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:52Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:49Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:48Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:47Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:45Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:43Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:42Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:39Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:37Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:36Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:35Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:33Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:30Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:28Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:26Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:25Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:24Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:23Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:22Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:21Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:20Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:19Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:18Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:17Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:16Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:14Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:13Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:12Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:11Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:10Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:09Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:08Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:07Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:06Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:05Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:04Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:03Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:02Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:01Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:00Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:59Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:58Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:57Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:55Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:54Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:53Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:52Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:51Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:50Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:49Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:48Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:47Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:46Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:45Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:44Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:43Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:41Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:40Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:39Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:38Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:37Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:36Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:35Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:34Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:33Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:32Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:31Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:30Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:29Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:28Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:27Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:26Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:23Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:21Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:20Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:17Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:16Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:15Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:14Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:12Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:11Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:10Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:09Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:08Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:07Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:05Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:04Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:03Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:02Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:01Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:00Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:59Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:58Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:57Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:56Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:54Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:52Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:50Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:49Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:45Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:44Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:43Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:42Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:41Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:40Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:39Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:37Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:36Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:35Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:33Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:32Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:27Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:24Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:23Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:20Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:17Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:15Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:11Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:07Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:03Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:02Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:59Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:57Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:56Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:55Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:51Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:48Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:46Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:45Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:44Caption #-89
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:43Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:41Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:35Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:33Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:32Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:31Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:30Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:29Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:28Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:26Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:15Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:14Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:09Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:06Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:03Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:02Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:01Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:58Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:57Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:55Caption #156

Board [Post Message]

Absolute truths, circa 1997


The number of people that die of potato related deaths in Russia per year is higher than the population of Denmark.

The average internet user has 68% less chance of being in a relationship than other people who do not use the internet.

Most people believe that Tuesday is the longest day of the week and Wednesday is the most common day for concieving children.

The spatula was origianlly created as a highly useful torture device in medieval Belgium.

The Oroca Indians of South America are currently the most accomplished human taxidermist.

The common domestic ferret was the first cavity searching device developed by the spanish inquisition.

The average full grown everglades Alligator can consume up to 7 humans in one meal.

Gorillas have enormous nostrils because of large fingers.

The average watch is 18 minutes slow.

The number of people run over by buses in Britain last year is equal to the number of people killed by telephones in Mexico.

Shakespeare was a mutton cook while writing his most famous plays.

Buckingham palace was built on the site of a hamster breeding farm.

The average man breathes 108 times during sex, the average woman breathes 68 times.

The average internet user spends 42% of the time waiting while online.

somewhere.com is the most asked for internet domain.

Norwegian Females are on average 6 inches taller than the average male.

The deep blue Puffer fish can suck harder than the average vacuume cleaner.

The average time to eating is 2 hours and 15 minutes, ie too long.

The last time a human was killed by a penguin was in 1978, his name was Norman "skip" Kriugs.

94% of female Austrians have never seen a men's urinal.

The Pope is required by medieval church canon law to shave his body hair once a year.

It is has been scientifically proved that hair loss is linked to snoring.


There are 18 messages for this day.
<jordie3> No way.
<Popeshaver> I am sorry but the penultimate rumor is true. So sadly true...*sobs*
<Lauren> Tuesday IS the longest day of the week and 42% hourglassing seems about right to me for internet use (but I still use a dial-up connection). Last night I had the opportunity to monitor my own breathing and that of my partner and can tell you that #13 has to be wrong. Although I lost count somewhere around 2,000, I was definitely ahead at that point. The rest seem pretty unrealistic, and I wouldn't have believed them if Popeshaver hadn't confirmed the next to last.
<guyPaulo> Here's an interesting tidbit. The average respitory rate for adults is 12-18 breaths per minute. If you assume twice that rate for sex (24-36, average is 30), then 108/30= 3 minutes 36 seconds is the average time for the average man to have sex.
<Hysterical Woman> 86% percent of people blindly believe in any stats, no matter what the source.
<Jellyloo> 'Stinkopated' is not a word but I think it should be. 96% of doctors agree.
<Mort> What would it mean Jellyloo dear?
<Kumiho> Funny I was sure this photo would make it on today's three pictures.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
I mean, after bottles of 40oz being passed around, it seemed natural.
Or are you forbiding any more monkey pix, Mort?
<Jellyloo> Stinkopated: To suffer a short loss of consciousness due to bad smells?
<guyPaulo> Hopefully, that monkie pic will be saved for the next "Meta Day."
<Mort> I actually can't smell right now, damn allergies.

I didn't even see the monkie pic when I chose the images last night. I hope it does stay for meta day.

<mypalmike> You can smell, and you do.
<Starbug> Over one's lifetime, the average person will eat eight spiders while sleeping.
<guyPaulo> It's saterday night and I'm lit! WHOOOOHH!!!
<Carol> It's Sunday morning, how ya doing now? Did you enjoy the spiders?
Also: mypalmike is giving me bratty-brother flashbacks.
<Mort> I was rudely woken up by the sheriffs' department charity fund asking for donations. My religious beliefs forbid me to give money to anyone who wakes me up while other people are in church.
I mean if you can't enjoy sleeping in on Sunday while others are sitting uncomfortably getting sermon'D to, then where's the fun in being atheist?
<obtuse> 
<obtuse> Er. I was going to scold guy for doing the web-equivalent of drunk-dialing, but I'm probably in much the same state right now. Hence the double post. Peace out, granola dome.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post