[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Master Dinkie, bastard son of Miss Twinkles, detested the creepy movements of flightless birds.

He sent forth Baroness "Hate Skate" Cohen to do his dirty work.

The penguins didn't have a chance.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 254 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:31Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:30Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:28Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:26Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:25Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:21Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:19Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:17Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:12Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:11Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:00Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:59Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:58Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:56Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:53Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:51Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:47Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:43Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:42Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:39Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:38Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:37Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:36Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:35Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:33Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:29Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:28Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:27Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:23Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:22Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:18Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:15Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:10Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:07Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:05Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:03Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:59Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:55Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:53Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:52Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:51Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:47Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:46Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:44Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:42Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:39Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:35Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:30Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:28Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:24Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:23Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:19Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:15Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:14Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:11Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:10Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:07Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:03Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:01Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:00Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:59Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:58Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:51Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:50Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:49Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:48Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:47Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:46Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:44Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:43Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:41Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:40Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:39Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:38Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:36Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:35Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:34Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:33Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:31Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:30Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:29Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:28Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:27Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:25Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:23Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:19Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:18Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:17Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:14Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:11Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:09Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:07Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:06Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:05Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:01Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:00Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:58Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:55Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:51Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:48Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:47Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:45Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:44Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:43Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:39Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:38Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:37Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:31Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:29Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:28Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:27Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:26Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:24Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:23Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:19Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:18Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:16Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:14Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:11Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:08Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:07Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:05Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:04Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:03Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:59Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:56Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:55Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:52Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:49Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:48Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:47Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:46Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:44Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:43Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:38Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:37Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:36Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:31Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:28Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:27Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:23Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:21Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:20Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:18Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:17Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:16Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:15Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:12Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:11Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:07Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:03Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:02Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:55Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:52Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:51Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:48Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:46Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:43Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:42Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:39Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:36Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:35Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:32Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:31Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:28Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:27Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:23Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:19Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:17Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:15Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:14Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:13Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:13Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:11Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:07Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:06Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:00Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:59Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:56Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:55Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:51Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:49Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:46Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:45Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:43Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:42Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:41Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:35Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:32Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:31Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:30Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:27Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:23Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:19Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:17Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:15Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:13Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:12Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:11Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:10Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:03Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:59Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:58Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:55Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:51Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:43Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:31Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:29Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:28Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:23Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:19Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:17Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:13Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:11Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:10Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:09Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:07Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:06Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:05Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:04Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:03Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:59Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:58Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:55Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:51Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:49Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:44Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:43Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:39Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:38Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:35Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:31Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:27Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:26Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:15Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:11Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:01Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:00Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:57Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:55Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:51Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:50Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:48Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:47Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:45Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:44Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:43Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:35Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:32Caption #600

Board [Post Message]

Absolute truths, circa 1997


The number of people that die of potato related deaths in Russia per year is higher than the population of Denmark.

The average internet user has 68% less chance of being in a relationship than other people who do not use the internet.

Most people believe that Tuesday is the longest day of the week and Wednesday is the most common day for concieving children.

The spatula was origianlly created as a highly useful torture device in medieval Belgium.

The Oroca Indians of South America are currently the most accomplished human taxidermist.

The common domestic ferret was the first cavity searching device developed by the spanish inquisition.

The average full grown everglades Alligator can consume up to 7 humans in one meal.

Gorillas have enormous nostrils because of large fingers.

The average watch is 18 minutes slow.

The number of people run over by buses in Britain last year is equal to the number of people killed by telephones in Mexico.

Shakespeare was a mutton cook while writing his most famous plays.

Buckingham palace was built on the site of a hamster breeding farm.

The average man breathes 108 times during sex, the average woman breathes 68 times.

The average internet user spends 42% of the time waiting while online.

somewhere.com is the most asked for internet domain.

Norwegian Females are on average 6 inches taller than the average male.

The deep blue Puffer fish can suck harder than the average vacuume cleaner.

The average time to eating is 2 hours and 15 minutes, ie too long.

The last time a human was killed by a penguin was in 1978, his name was Norman "skip" Kriugs.

94% of female Austrians have never seen a men's urinal.

The Pope is required by medieval church canon law to shave his body hair once a year.

It is has been scientifically proved that hair loss is linked to snoring.


There are 18 messages for this day.
<jordie3> No way.
<Popeshaver> I am sorry but the penultimate rumor is true. So sadly true...*sobs*
<Lauren> Tuesday IS the longest day of the week and 42% hourglassing seems about right to me for internet use (but I still use a dial-up connection). Last night I had the opportunity to monitor my own breathing and that of my partner and can tell you that #13 has to be wrong. Although I lost count somewhere around 2,000, I was definitely ahead at that point. The rest seem pretty unrealistic, and I wouldn't have believed them if Popeshaver hadn't confirmed the next to last.
<guyPaulo> Here's an interesting tidbit. The average respitory rate for adults is 12-18 breaths per minute. If you assume twice that rate for sex (24-36, average is 30), then 108/30= 3 minutes 36 seconds is the average time for the average man to have sex.
<Hysterical Woman> 86% percent of people blindly believe in any stats, no matter what the source.
<Jellyloo> 'Stinkopated' is not a word but I think it should be. 96% of doctors agree.
<Mort> What would it mean Jellyloo dear?
<Kumiho> Funny I was sure this photo would make it on today's three pictures.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
I mean, after bottles of 40oz being passed around, it seemed natural.
Or are you forbiding any more monkey pix, Mort?
<Jellyloo> Stinkopated: To suffer a short loss of consciousness due to bad smells?
<guyPaulo> Hopefully, that monkie pic will be saved for the next "Meta Day."
<Mort> I actually can't smell right now, damn allergies.

I didn't even see the monkie pic when I chose the images last night. I hope it does stay for meta day.

<mypalmike> You can smell, and you do.
<Starbug> Over one's lifetime, the average person will eat eight spiders while sleeping.
<guyPaulo> It's saterday night and I'm lit! WHOOOOHH!!!
<Carol> It's Sunday morning, how ya doing now? Did you enjoy the spiders?
Also: mypalmike is giving me bratty-brother flashbacks.
<Mort> I was rudely woken up by the sheriffs' department charity fund asking for donations. My religious beliefs forbid me to give money to anyone who wakes me up while other people are in church.
I mean if you can't enjoy sleeping in on Sunday while others are sitting uncomfortably getting sermon'D to, then where's the fun in being atheist?
<obtuse> 
<obtuse> Er. I was going to scold guy for doing the web-equivalent of drunk-dialing, but I'm probably in much the same state right now. Hence the double post. Peace out, granola dome.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post