[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Master Dinkie, bastard son of Miss Twinkles, detested the creepy movements of flightless birds.

He sent forth Baroness "Hate Skate" Cohen to do his dirty work.

The penguins didn't have a chance.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 386 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:01Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:00Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:56Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:52Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:49Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:48Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:47Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:46Caption #-82
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:44Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:40Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:39Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:38Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:37Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:35Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:31Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:29Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:27Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:22Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:21Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:18Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:17Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:13Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:12Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:11Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:10Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:09Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:08Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:07Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:06Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:05Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:04Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:03Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:02Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:01Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:00Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:59Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:58Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:57Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:54Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:53Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:52Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:51Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:48Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:47Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:43Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:42Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:41Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:39Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:36Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:34Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:33Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:31Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:30Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:28Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:26Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:25Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:23Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:22Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:21Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:20Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:15Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:11Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:10Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:08Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:05Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:04Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:03Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:02Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:01Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:00Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:59Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:58Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:56Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:54Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:53Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:48Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:46Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:45Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:44Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:44Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:42Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:41Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:40Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:39Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:38Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:37Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:32Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:31Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:30Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:19Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:16Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:13Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:12Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:11Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:10Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:08Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:03Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:02Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:00Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:58Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:57Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:55Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:54Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:52Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:50Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:49Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:48Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:47Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:44Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:43Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:42Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:39Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:38Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:34Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:33Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:32Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:31Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:30Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:29Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:27Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:26Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:24Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:23Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:22Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:21Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:20Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:19Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:16Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:13Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:11Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:10Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:09Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:08Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:04Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:03Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:02Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:01Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:00Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:59Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:58Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:57Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:53Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:52Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:51Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:50Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:49Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:48Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:47Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:46Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:43Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:41Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:39Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:36Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:35Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:34Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:32Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:31Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:29Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:28Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:27Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:24Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:21Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:20Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:19Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:14Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:13Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:12Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:10Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:09Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:08Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:07Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:03Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:55Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:54Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:52Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:51Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:50Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:49Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:44Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:43Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:39Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:38Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:37Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:35Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:34Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:32Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:31Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:30Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:29Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:26Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:24Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:23Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:22Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:21Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:20Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:16Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:15Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:14Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:13Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:10Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:09Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:08Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:04Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:03Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:02Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:01Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:59Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:52Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:43Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:42Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:41Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:40Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:39Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:38Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:35Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:32Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:31Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:27Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:26Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:25Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:24Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:23Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:22Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:21Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:19Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:18Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:15Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:13Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:12Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:11Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:10Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:09Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:04Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:02Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:01Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:00Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:59Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:58Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:57Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:56Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:55Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:54Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:53Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:52Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:51Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:50Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:49Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:48Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:47Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:46Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:45Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:44Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:43Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:42Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:41Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:40Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:39Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:38Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:37Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:36Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:35Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:34Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:33Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:32Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:31Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:30Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:29Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:28Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:27Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:26Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:25Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:24Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:23Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:21Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:19Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:18Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:17Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:15Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:13Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:12Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:11Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:10Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:09Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:08Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:07Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:06Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:05Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:04Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:01Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:00Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:58Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:56Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:52Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:51Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:50Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:46Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:44Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:41Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:40Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:39Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:37Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:32Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:21Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:20Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:19Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:18Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:17Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:16Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:15Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:14Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:13Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:12Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:11Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:10Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:09Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:08Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:07Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:06Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:05Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:04Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:03Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:02Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:01Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:00Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:59Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:58Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:57Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:57Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:55Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:54Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:53Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:52Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:51Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:50Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:49Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:48Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:47Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:46Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:45Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:44Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:43Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:42Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:41Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:40Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:39Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:38Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:37Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:36Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:35Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:34Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:33Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:32Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:31Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:30Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:30Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:28Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:27Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:26Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:25Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:24Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:23Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:22Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:21Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:20Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:19Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:18Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:17Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:16Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:15Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:14Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:13Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:12Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:11Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:10Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:09Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:08Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:07Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:06Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:05Caption #371

Board [Post Message]

Absolute truths, circa 1997


The number of people that die of potato related deaths in Russia per year is higher than the population of Denmark.

The average internet user has 68% less chance of being in a relationship than other people who do not use the internet.

Most people believe that Tuesday is the longest day of the week and Wednesday is the most common day for concieving children.

The spatula was origianlly created as a highly useful torture device in medieval Belgium.

The Oroca Indians of South America are currently the most accomplished human taxidermist.

The common domestic ferret was the first cavity searching device developed by the spanish inquisition.

The average full grown everglades Alligator can consume up to 7 humans in one meal.

Gorillas have enormous nostrils because of large fingers.

The average watch is 18 minutes slow.

The number of people run over by buses in Britain last year is equal to the number of people killed by telephones in Mexico.

Shakespeare was a mutton cook while writing his most famous plays.

Buckingham palace was built on the site of a hamster breeding farm.

The average man breathes 108 times during sex, the average woman breathes 68 times.

The average internet user spends 42% of the time waiting while online.

somewhere.com is the most asked for internet domain.

Norwegian Females are on average 6 inches taller than the average male.

The deep blue Puffer fish can suck harder than the average vacuume cleaner.

The average time to eating is 2 hours and 15 minutes, ie too long.

The last time a human was killed by a penguin was in 1978, his name was Norman "skip" Kriugs.

94% of female Austrians have never seen a men's urinal.

The Pope is required by medieval church canon law to shave his body hair once a year.

It is has been scientifically proved that hair loss is linked to snoring.


There are 18 messages for this day.
<jordie3> No way.
<Popeshaver> I am sorry but the penultimate rumor is true. So sadly true...*sobs*
<Lauren> Tuesday IS the longest day of the week and 42% hourglassing seems about right to me for internet use (but I still use a dial-up connection). Last night I had the opportunity to monitor my own breathing and that of my partner and can tell you that #13 has to be wrong. Although I lost count somewhere around 2,000, I was definitely ahead at that point. The rest seem pretty unrealistic, and I wouldn't have believed them if Popeshaver hadn't confirmed the next to last.
<guyPaulo> Here's an interesting tidbit. The average respitory rate for adults is 12-18 breaths per minute. If you assume twice that rate for sex (24-36, average is 30), then 108/30= 3 minutes 36 seconds is the average time for the average man to have sex.
<Hysterical Woman> 86% percent of people blindly believe in any stats, no matter what the source.
<Jellyloo> 'Stinkopated' is not a word but I think it should be. 96% of doctors agree.
<Mort> What would it mean Jellyloo dear?
<Kumiho> Funny I was sure this photo would make it on today's three pictures.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
I mean, after bottles of 40oz being passed around, it seemed natural.
Or are you forbiding any more monkey pix, Mort?
<Jellyloo> Stinkopated: To suffer a short loss of consciousness due to bad smells?
<guyPaulo> Hopefully, that monkie pic will be saved for the next "Meta Day."
<Mort> I actually can't smell right now, damn allergies.

I didn't even see the monkie pic when I chose the images last night. I hope it does stay for meta day.

<mypalmike> You can smell, and you do.
<Starbug> Over one's lifetime, the average person will eat eight spiders while sleeping.
<guyPaulo> It's saterday night and I'm lit! WHOOOOHH!!!
<Carol> It's Sunday morning, how ya doing now? Did you enjoy the spiders?
Also: mypalmike is giving me bratty-brother flashbacks.
<Mort> I was rudely woken up by the sheriffs' department charity fund asking for donations. My religious beliefs forbid me to give money to anyone who wakes me up while other people are in church.
I mean if you can't enjoy sleeping in on Sunday while others are sitting uncomfortably getting sermon'D to, then where's the fun in being atheist?
<obtuse> 
<obtuse> Er. I was going to scold guy for doing the web-equivalent of drunk-dialing, but I'm probably in much the same state right now. Hence the double post. Peace out, granola dome.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post