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Most Emailed Photos - 07/20/2006 by Allen
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Last night I took a monster load of drugs.

I felt like I took a big whiff of something nasty.

I had crazy visions where all reality was distorted like a steam roller over Oprah.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<reddman> OPRAH??? Get your eyes checked boy!!!
<Allen> Get yours checked. Have you ever really seen her in person, or just her mass produced media image represented on TV and in print?

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