I am one of those dogs. I'm also a historian of ancient human culture.
Only two vestiges of human civilization actually remain:
Floral fedoras, which I truly adore...
And web porn.
Which I am quite familiar with. You know, I'm a historian, so I have to study it. A lot.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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