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Most Emailed Photos - 12/12/2005 by JP
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1) He's bought a ranch and is breeding ostriches... the hard way.


WHERE'S MORT?

2) He's in intensive language and voice training class, slated to be the next "Linus" in the Japanese version of "A Charlie Brown Christmas"


3) **Please fill in value**

(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Carol> 3) He's exploring gender reassignment, but the thought of the surgery just makes him wince.
<Carol> At least ostrich breeding is apparently not as difficult as owl breeding:
...members.whattheythink.com...
<Mort> 4) Had to fix code after site moved to a new machine.

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