If Dubya didn't have his family connections, what would be his natural role in life?
I see him as the washroom attendant in a five-star hotel. He could rub shoulders with riches and power that he hasn't earnt (much like he does now).
But could George Bush run a washroom? Could he keep it clean?
Or would it become a place where ladies fear to touch the seat?
By the way, I also have a clear vision of Donald Rumsfeld's natural role in life...
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