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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/14/2005 by mypalmike
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Why are we still in Iraq?

I mean, when you're in a...

You're in a naked bike race.

You don't just slam on..

You don't just slam on the brakes.

And that's how you... Y'know.

And parents in Iraq want to see their children grow.

Grow up in a democracy.

The kind of democracy like we've got here in the U.S.

That protects the rights of the young against tyranny.

And evil.

Why is my arm like this?

I'm not going to...

I just have to aim my antenna.

Arm. This way.

To get better reception for my earp....

More comfortable.



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<JP> now that's very good Bush-speak! Really captures the way he can't do two things at the same time: listen to cues from his advisors via his cochlear implant, and adjust the antenna. It's funny when Bush thinks aloud.

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