[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/22/2005 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dodge the bat...

Get the ball...

Violate the doll...

Are these:
a) The three events in the Redneck Triathlon?
b) Hazing rituals of the Iota Hava Beeya fraternity?
c) What Mort did yesterday?
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 261 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:47Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:46Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:44Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:43Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:40Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:36Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:33Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:31Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:21Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:18Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:16Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:15Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:14Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:13Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:12Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:10Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:09Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:07Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:05Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:04Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker04:38:01Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:56Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:55Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:53Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:52Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:51Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:50Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:45Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:44Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:41Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:39Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:37Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:36Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:35Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:31Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:26Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:24Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:23Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:22Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:13Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:12Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:11Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:10Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:08Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:07Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:06Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:05Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:04Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:01Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker04:37:00Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:59Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:55Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:54Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:53Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:52Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:51Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:47Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:44Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:43Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:41Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:38Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:37Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:36Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:32Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:31Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:29Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:28Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:24Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:21Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:15Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:14Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:13Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:10Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:09Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:08Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:07Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:05Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:02Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:59Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:56Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:53Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:50Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:46Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:41Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:37Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:36Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:35Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:31Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:29Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:28Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:27Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:26Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:17Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:13Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:09Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:05Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:04Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:03Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:01Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:59Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:58Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:56Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:55Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:48Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:47Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:46Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:45Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:44Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:43Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:39Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:34Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:32Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:29Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:26Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:25Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:24Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:21Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:18Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:17Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:16Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:15Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:13Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:02Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:01Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:00Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:55Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:54Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:53Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:52Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:51Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:49Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:48Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:47Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:46Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:42Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:41Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:40Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:37Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:34Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:30Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:25Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:21Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:18Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:16Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:06Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:05Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:04Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:03Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:57Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:50Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:43Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:42Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:40Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:39Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:38Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:36Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:35Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:31Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:26Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:25Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:24Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:23Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:18Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:17Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:16Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:15Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:14Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:13Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:10Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:09Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:08Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:05Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:04Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:01Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:56Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:55Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:54Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:53Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:52Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:50Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:48Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:47Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:46Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:43Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:40Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:37Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:36Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:35Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:33Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:32Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:29Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:26Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:23Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:20Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:17Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:13Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:11Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:10Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:08Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:07Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:05Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:04Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:57Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:55Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:54Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:48Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:47Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:43Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:42Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:40Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:39Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:33Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:30Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:29Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:28Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:26Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:22Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:21Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:20Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:18Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:12Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:09Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:04Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:03Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:00Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:59Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:57Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:56Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:55Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:54Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:45Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:44Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:43Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:42Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:35Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:34Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:33Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:29Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:27Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:17Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:15Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:14Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:09Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:08Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:05Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:01Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:59Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:57Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:56Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:54Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:53Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:52Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:49Caption #664

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

mypalmike.

Who managed to insult me quite successfully.


There are 9 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Hi Caption Monkies and Gorilla Mort. Please let me know how you are all doing...
<mypalmike> The inflatable doll story is pretty funny... "A parcel which vibrated and made strange noises caused panic in a post office in eastern Germany before it was revealed that it was an inflatable erotic doll(AFP/File/Lluis Gene)"

Hi Lauren!

<Lauren> Mike, I too read the story this morning and my thought on it was that most of the men there, having heard and felt the "strange noises" and vibrations knew EXACTLY what was in that package, but were too embarassed to admit it. As a matter of fact, they probably called in the authorities in an attempt to convince coworkers that they had never encountered such a thing.
<Kumiho> ::snicker:: I recall an incident with a vibrator going off in LAX causing the entire terminal to be evacuated.
Lauren, these days I'm home caring for my Dad in the mornings (he's undergoing Chemo for a brain tumor) and working at the local fabric store in the evenings. Starting next week I get to add an exciting Math course to it twice a week.
<Carol> Inflatable dolls aren't the only troublemakers:
...www.boingboing.net...
(Kumiho, best wishes for your dad!)
<Kumiho> Thanks Carol.
<Mort> I'm still here. That is as much as I can vouch for. I hope your dad gets better Kumiho, do you live close to LAX or was that a national news story I missed?

Lauren: how goes the decorating?

<Axolotl> Lauren, good of you to ask. I´m not captioning everyday like I used to because too much brain bandwidth is going towards my work. I´m supposed to be done with my thesis this year and insects are munching on my brain.

Mort, we miss your rants!

<Lauren> Kumi -- Sorry to hear about your dad -- hope everything goes well for him.

Carol-- Thanks for the Elmo story... I needed that!

Axototl -- I think we should all get copies of your thesis when it's done. I feel as if it is imperative that we learn more about what's bugging you.

Mort -- So far I have renovated three rooms and have cleaned out two more. Four more to go and I can finally rest. One of these days I am going to have time to sit and chat. I'll be looking for you then.

Note to all: I developed some rare sort of cataracts (NOT the kind old people get) that probably were caused by the use of anti-inflammatory steroids after a car accident 25 years ago. I just had left eye surgery a couple of weeks ago and will have surgery on the right one in two more weeks. Then, in June, I get to have another operation on my left eye. Joy. The upside is that if this happened 20 years ago, I'd be spending my days learning braille. As it is, I am just losing my near vision and my distance vision should improve.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post