[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/22/2005 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dodge the bat...

Get the ball...

Violate the doll...

Are these:
a) The three events in the Redneck Triathlon?
b) Hazing rituals of the Iota Hava Beeya fraternity?
c) What Mort did yesterday?
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 361 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:20:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:58Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:57Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:56Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:54Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:53Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:51Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:48Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:46Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:45Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:44Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:41Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:36Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:33Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:32Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:31Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:30Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:29Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:27Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:26Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:25Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:24Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:23Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:20Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:17Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:16Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:15Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:11Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:08Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:04Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:03Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:02Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:19:00Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:59Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:58Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:55Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:52Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:50Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:49Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:47Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:45Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:44Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:39Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:35Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:34Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:33Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:32Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:31Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:29Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:28Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:27Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:24Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:21Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:20Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:19Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:17Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:16Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:15Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:12Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:11Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:07Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:03Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:02Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:01Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker00:18:00Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:57Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:56Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:55Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:52Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:51Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:49Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:47Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:45Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:44Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:43Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:41Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:37Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:36Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:34Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:33Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:32Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:31Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:30Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:27Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:25Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:23Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:21Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:20Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:19Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:16Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:14Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:13Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:09Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:08Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:04Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker00:17:00Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:58Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:57Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:56Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:55Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:52Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:51Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:49Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:47Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:46Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:45Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:44Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:43Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:42Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:41Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:40Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:37Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:35Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:28Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:27Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:25Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:20Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:19Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:18Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:17Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:16Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:15Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:13Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:12Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:11Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:07Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:06Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:04Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:03Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker00:16:00Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:56Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:55Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:54Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:52Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:48Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:47Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:46Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:45Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:44Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:39Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:38Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:37Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:35Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:34Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:31Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:29Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:28Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:27Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:26Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:25Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:23Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:20Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:19Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:16Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:15Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:14Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:13Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:12Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:11Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:10Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:09Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:08Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:07Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:06Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:05Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:03Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:02Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker00:15:00Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:59Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:57Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:56Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:55Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:52Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:51Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:50Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:49Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:48Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:46Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:45Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:43Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:42Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:41Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:40Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:39Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:37Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:35Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:34Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:32Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:29Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:28Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:27Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:26Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:24Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:23Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:21Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:20Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:19Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:17Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:16Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:12Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:11Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:09Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:08Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:06Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:05Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:03Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker00:14:00Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:57Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:56Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:54Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:53Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:48Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:46Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:45Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:44Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:43Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:42Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:41Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:40Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:36Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:33Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:32Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:30Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:28Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:27Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:26Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:24Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:23Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:21Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:19Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:18Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:16Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:13Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:11Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:09Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:08Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:07Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:05Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:03Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:01Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker00:13:00Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:59Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:57Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:52Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:51Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:50Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:49Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:48Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:47Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:43Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:42Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:40Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:39Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:37Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:35Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:34Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:33Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:32Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:31Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:30Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:29Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:27Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:25Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:24Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:23Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:21Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:19Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:18Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:17Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:15Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:14Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:13Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:12Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:11Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:08Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:07Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:06Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:05Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:04Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker00:12:01Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:59Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:58Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:56Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:55Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:54Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:53Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:52Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:49Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:48Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:47Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:45Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:44Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:43Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:39Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:38Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:37Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:36Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:34Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:33Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:31Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:30Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:29Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:27Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:26Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:24Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:23Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:22Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:21Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:17Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:15Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:11Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:09Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:08Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:04Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker00:11:03Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:59Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:58Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:57Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:55Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:53Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:49Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:47Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:44Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:43Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:42Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:41Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:40Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:39Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:38Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:36Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:35Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:33Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:32Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:29Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:25Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:19Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:17Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:15Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:14Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:11Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:09Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:08Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:06Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:05Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:04Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:03Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:02Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker00:10:01Caption #405

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

mypalmike.

Who managed to insult me quite successfully.


There are 9 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Hi Caption Monkies and Gorilla Mort. Please let me know how you are all doing...
<mypalmike> The inflatable doll story is pretty funny... "A parcel which vibrated and made strange noises caused panic in a post office in eastern Germany before it was revealed that it was an inflatable erotic doll(AFP/File/Lluis Gene)"

Hi Lauren!

<Lauren> Mike, I too read the story this morning and my thought on it was that most of the men there, having heard and felt the "strange noises" and vibrations knew EXACTLY what was in that package, but were too embarassed to admit it. As a matter of fact, they probably called in the authorities in an attempt to convince coworkers that they had never encountered such a thing.
<Kumiho> ::snicker:: I recall an incident with a vibrator going off in LAX causing the entire terminal to be evacuated.
Lauren, these days I'm home caring for my Dad in the mornings (he's undergoing Chemo for a brain tumor) and working at the local fabric store in the evenings. Starting next week I get to add an exciting Math course to it twice a week.
<Carol> Inflatable dolls aren't the only troublemakers:
...www.boingboing.net...
(Kumiho, best wishes for your dad!)
<Kumiho> Thanks Carol.
<Mort> I'm still here. That is as much as I can vouch for. I hope your dad gets better Kumiho, do you live close to LAX or was that a national news story I missed?

Lauren: how goes the decorating?

<Axolotl> Lauren, good of you to ask. I´m not captioning everyday like I used to because too much brain bandwidth is going towards my work. I´m supposed to be done with my thesis this year and insects are munching on my brain.

Mort, we miss your rants!

<Lauren> Kumi -- Sorry to hear about your dad -- hope everything goes well for him.

Carol-- Thanks for the Elmo story... I needed that!

Axototl -- I think we should all get copies of your thesis when it's done. I feel as if it is imperative that we learn more about what's bugging you.

Mort -- So far I have renovated three rooms and have cleaned out two more. Four more to go and I can finally rest. One of these days I am going to have time to sit and chat. I'll be looking for you then.

Note to all: I developed some rare sort of cataracts (NOT the kind old people get) that probably were caused by the use of anti-inflammatory steroids after a car accident 25 years ago. I just had left eye surgery a couple of weeks ago and will have surgery on the right one in two more weeks. Then, in June, I get to have another operation on my left eye. Joy. The upside is that if this happened 20 years ago, I'd be spending my days learning braille. As it is, I am just losing my near vision and my distance vision should improve.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post