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Most Emailed Photos - 01/30/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I felt a great sense of guilt at the lust I felt in my heart for every woman I saw on the street.

So I retired to my fortress of semi-solitude and hatched a plan to alleviate the source of all of my ponderous guilt.

Then I enacted my plan to kill the Church by cutting off its head!!!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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