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Most Emailed Photos - 01/27/2005 by Mort
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Gandalf called forth the plumed cavalry of waves of the Ford, which overwhelmed the three Ringwraths and buried them under the angry foam.

Arwen stood on the far side of the river her elven form fiecely beautiful.

She lifted Frodo back on her horse and led him into hidden Rivendell.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<David Byrden> You could play interesting erotic games with a Hobbit.
<ssiegel> i thought of this site today
<ssiegel> ...www.geekculture.com... . . .
<Mort> I almost went LOTR erotic fan fiction, but I'll leave that to ElvisThePelvis.
<Kumiho> Thank you for knowing your limits, Mort.
<What?> Cool, did they meet up with Archie and Jughead when he got to Rivendell? Veronicas got some competition now.
<Kumiho> Question: Does anyone know where I could get some stuff translated from English into Hebrew?
<Samara> fuck you i won't do what you tell me!

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