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Most Emailed Photos - 01/13/2005 by Mort
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Fat Joe, he was tough, but I could handle him.

Harry the Nazi, let's just say I gots some photos that he don't want distributed.

But Westside Wendy Wong, she made sure I was toast.

The honey racket is bad buisness for a bear these days.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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